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Howdy and welcome to the Forum. From what I have heard from my married friends, they enjoy being married, and they also don't enjoy being married. So I've decided to stick with what I've got until I have a really good reason to change to married. By the way, did you hear about the trouble a...

It was actually a bad joke. P90X is a (brutal) workout routine for guys who want to get very ripped, very fast. If you hang out here long enough you'll get used to that. Bad jokes from me, that is. At least I hope you'll get used to it. There is certainly no sign that I will stop telling bad...

Are you related to P90X?

Wait a minute... Weren't you one of the people lambasting folks over Halloween candy in the pagan holiday thread? Well that supports that theory. It wasn't my theory, but it's interesting to see data supporting it.

I struck the match I burned the bridge And I'm to blame for all of this I lost your trust When I drew my sword This distance is my just reward Can I undo the damage done? Shaun Groves

Howdy and welcome to the Forum. Be careful with that singing topic. I'm a music nerd. If you get me started talking about music, I can talk for days straight. Your eyes will glaze over, guaranteed.

Context please. Is some state passing a law about this? Is a school district making a policy about this?

Howdy and welcome to the Forum. Nope. No suggestions here. I got nothing. But I did want to say hi.

Throw out some others and we'll give you those too. YMMV Your mileage may vary. In other words, you may not get the result I got from this. SMH Shaking my head. Usually in disbelief. OMG Oh my God, or oh my goodness. There's quite a few. If you want something specific you'll have to tell...

I think you missed a p. Sesquipped. Sesquiped would be the past tense of sesquipe.

Or even a sesquip. That's a whole different level than a mere quip.

Howdy and welcome to the Forum.

It is rare to see so much facepalm in one single thread.

Hey now, some of those holes you need. Eyes, ears, mouth, nose... Those are very useful holes in your head.

By the way, just to explain all this... This thread was started in a farcical manner. See, back in the day we used to have genuine threads about this or that holiday having pagan origins. Haven't had much of that lately, so I thought I would start a parody thread. Much to both my delight and...

Yeah, the wishbone... If you get the bigger part, you get your wish. Sounds like witchcraft to me!

Also, since I don't remember seeing you here before, welcome to the Forum.

We do seem to get them an awful lot around here though. Sometimes they're thicker than skeeters. They keep contradicting what the last prophet said though, and the last prophet contradicted what the one before him said, and they all say things that directly contradict the Bible, so after a...