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Now you are saying women are not as intelligent? Go ahead, dig yourself a little deeper.

Ah. You're one of those. I would listen to a female pastor before I would listen to somebody like you with a major ax to grind. And grind and grind and grind and grind and...

I swear it is called hidden menu, right there on the screen. Go to your phone app and dial that code and you will see it. And then immediately close that app, because you don't want to accidentally hit anything that will completely mess up your phone being able to connect.

Now imagine all that thermal energy in a little black soap chip looking plastic wafer small enough to hide in your hand. A full Android phone, but incredibly tiny. I miss my original unihertz jelly, but I admit it would never be able to function with 5G. But I still miss it a lot.

Subhumanoidal may have some flaws, but I can almost guarantee he does not misunderstand something he makes a statement on. If he says something, he has looked into whatever he is talking about and comprehends it pretty well.

Seoul is. Winston is just a pushy little twerp. :p She should have brought Holla.

For someone who didn't get it, you sure did get it. ;)

If I could just do it on command, like a party trick, it wouldn't be very special now would it? Speaking in other tongues is not something to seek. It is a symptom of something else that you really do want to seek. It is an outward manifestation. Seeking tongues is like trying to get the...

I sure hope it has better range than 5G. For all the speed 5G promises, the range totally sucks eggs. Also it generates way more heat. The tiny Android phones I used to love are no more, not because they can't handle modern systems but because their tiny frames can't dissipate heat fast...

Why do you keep trying to convince us of this? None of us were on the committee that put these pastors back in place. We don't even know these guys.

I dunno man. I was just talking to God and I started talking in a different language. And I only know English. That's pretty much all I can tell you. The Bible can tell you more. Start with Acts chapter 2. "These people aren't drunk like you think they are. It's only 9:00 a.m." Also the part a...

For those playing along at home: "just wow so far" is not an expression of amazement, like he is just totally blown away by how fast the computer is now. WoW is world of Warcraft. So far he has only tested world of Warcraft on it.

Oh dear... This threat is usually brought up in the Bible discussion forum. But I can understand why you would not want to bring it up there, as people yell at each other a lot in that forum. I'm a Pentecostal, and yes I have spoken in other tongues, but it's not something you can or cannot...

Quote from a cartoon I once saw, in a court of law on another planet: "Doesn't he get a court appointed lawyer or something?" "We solved our lawyer problem centuries ago. You may speak on his behalf if you wish... But be aware that you will share his fate." "But that's crazy!" "That's how we...

Then there some times when bad things happen just because we live in a broken world and sometimes life just sucks. Sometimes things happen, not because of something we have done but because of something Adam and Eve did.

Verily the misspelling of one doth make donkeys of us all.

I always feel sorry for that guy's uncle. He can never catch a break! Everybody's always kidnapping him or killing him or something.

Big enough to stand up in, but not big enough to hold a square dance in.

A lot of people go down into the basement. Or there are these big plastic bubbles they sell that you can dig a hole and sink into the ground. After you cover the big bubble up, it's a storm shelter. We don't have a lot of either basements or storm shelters here in West Tennessee, but I hear...

Abraham Lincoln. Or... Charles Schultz.