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oh great. Now I have to drag out that t shirt I wore the last time this happened..... can't be too careful around here.....

Still chasin' cars! Vivian doin' ok?

well if it isn't the message in a bottle herself:love::cry::sneaky:

@Karlon - This was a very sincere and civil response and a genuine attempt to provide sensible advice to a person that in all likelihood is not listening. I think the OP is just trying to get a rise out of folks. Nothing more.

I don't know about ya'll but I'm on the prowl for a little tiny farm wife. Anybody know if the little critters eat that much?

If you see a girl crying at her desk, ask her if it's because of her haircut.

@Lily-Keith mentioned the book "Where the Red Fern Grows" and I can remember that book from long ago and the impact it made. Not to get into the book too much, part of the story was that the red fern was mysterious. Had great power because it didn't come natural like. It was planted by...

Name Jeremiah, such a good friend of her's.

her abundance of new wine to...

crushed beyond recognition.

only good for crushing.

Oh, and guess who patented "Canola". Bayer-Monsanto. Need I say more? Also, "Canola" is wind drift polinated. So now, every single canola field is also making a super weed. Bon Appetite.

They're making "canola" oil margarines too. It's actually rape seed. Rape seed used to be used for machinist oil but it's been GMO'd to be resistant to glyphosate (Rouundup) and why those fields look soooo yellow when they bloom. They're grown all the way south to Fla now when they used to be...

I love ya, GG, but this has to be the worst song I've heard... Kinda reminds me of this.............

There's always tragedy in humor! I love this.

McDonald's has served its purpose. It's fast, efficient, the food....doesn't kill you. It's got variety. It's usually within walking distance of practically any town, small or large. And it provides breakfast, lunch, or dinner for any appetite. It's really a spectacular piece of capital...

Not sure there's anything "wrong" with a prenup agreement, it's just that it's a bit of a cheat that's still a poor gamble. A true marriage of any kind is a risk. And it's mostly a chance you're taking on your own self; not just with the other person involved. It's a danger of loss. It's...

I don't know if this is still true, but courtship, as I've understood it, is typically a more formal agreement between a man and woman with an ultimate intention of marriage. There will be a period of getting to know your potential spouse, meeting and getting to know each other's family...

Cute dog but its breath is atrocious.

Yeah, I asked @melita916 to marry me, but she dropped me like a bag of hammers. Asked me all these questions and all. But really it came down to my teeth for her. She said my teeth looked like indian corn.