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A man went into a department store and asked the assistant: 'Do you know where I can get a toupee?' The assistant replied 'Not off the top of my head Sir!' :)

Someone complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen saying 'Parking Fine'. :)

A woman hired a handy-man and left a list to be done. On return she found that only 1,3 & 5 on the list had been done. The handy-man apologized and said he only did odd jobs. :)

Welcome Peacefulness. Greetings from Scotland. Welcome to Christian Chat! :)

A man who trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London underground says he went from Barking to Tooting in just under an hour. :)

I agree with you. God himself speaking: "It will be a sign between me and the Israelites forever, for in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, and on the seventh day he rested and was refreshed.’” (Exodus 31:17) Our current seven day week is based on that first seven day week and...

I sometimes hide at work because 'a good employee is hard to find'. :)

Welcome Kurt! Greetings from Scotland. God Bless You :)

People with interesting names: Justin Case- Safety Services Robin Banks-Cash Handler Paige Turner-Book Shop Assistant Lee King- Plumber Jo King-Comedian Will Power-Motivational Speaker Barry Cade-Carpenter Max Power- Electrician :)

Welcome to Christian Chat! I'm from Scotland. There are several families from Nigeria in our church, lovely people! A few months back they sang a Nigerian praise song at the Sunday service :)

Two pastors are standing together by the road, holding up a sign that reads, “Turn back! The end is near!” A man driving by reads their sign and yells, “Go away, you religious nuts! Don’t shove that down my throat!” Seconds later, the pastors hear a loud splash. One of them turns to the other...

Hello! Welcome! Greetings from Scotland ;)

Welcome! Good to have you with us. Greetings from Scotland :)

The fitness trainer asked Bob what kind of squat he was used to doing. Bob replied 'diddly'. ;)

McDonald's Job Interview Manager: 'Ok, I'm in my car at the drive through window. Pretend I'm a customer' Me: 'Sorry our ice-cream machine is broken! Manager: 'WELCOME ABOARD!' :)

Hello! I agree 100% with your post. I would just like to add that some faithful believers are sadly having to leave a church because that church is apostate. Some are finding fellowship where they can. I was in that position for a time after I left an AOG church that had completely gone off...

For some people, at any given time, the urge to sing 'The Lion sleeps tonight' is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away. :)

Hello HealthAndHappiness. There are many articles online, believers in various countries saying the same thing. Church music has been pumped up to such a degree that it is causing pain and hearing loss to some members. A counter argument is often presented that loud pop or rock music brings...

Hello soldier! Welcome. Scotland here. There are many interesting threads on CC, look forward to fellowshipping with you! God Bless :)

Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts 'How do I get to the other side of the river?' The other man shouts back 'you are on the other side of the river' :)