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Matthew 28:8 - "So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell His disciples." Mark 16:8 - "Trembling and bewildered, the women went out and fled from the tomb. They said nothing to anyone, because they were afraid." Describe the same emotions The events...

https://bogottcounseling.com/2016/05/04/funny-marriage-advice/ some poor taste jokes here https://madjokeworld.com/marriage-jokes/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw34qzBhBmEiwAOUQcF8fg0aVCVM3QBmNenhfkSOq6vJ-rPuEET5obRIQCtnOZOkQjvp6nFxoCf-YQAvD_BwE Always answer the question “Do I look fat in this?”...

151. (Bride) loves the finer things in life. I overheard her when the minister was going through the vows—she said "What's all this garbage about for richer or for poorer?" 152. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace."...

Related: 100 Quotes on Love and Marriage 101. As Aristotle said, "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." But marriage is more like your wife inhabiting both bodies. 102. So, what can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings and is now quickly rising to the very top...

56. It has been a very emotional day...as some of you must have noticed, even the cake is in tiers. 57. Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. If there is anybody here who is feeling worried, nervous or apprehensive, you're either me (because I am) or you just married (groom's name). 58. Arguing...

https://livingreframed.com/humorous-marriage-advice/ 200 Marriage Jokes 1. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 2. Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last...

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Nothing would happen . You will be single and ready to mingle ☺ You will be Kool and happy , since you are not responsible for someone else's lives. No responsibilities. YOU will be the king / queen of your life. You will be not answerable to anyone. You don't have to spend your money on your...

Here are a few humorous reasons someone might choose not to get married: "I don't want to give up my freedom to choose my own socks." "I don't want to have to share my ice cream." "I don't want to have to compromise on what color to paint the living room." "I don't want to have to deal with...

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I am trying to build one of these. My wife says see where you can buy one cheap.

life advice from my Dad, if you are going to date two or more gals at the same time, make sure they all have the same first name.

I did not know my sister in law was allergic to cats before I put catnip in her purse.

full medical records there updated often. My constant location in case needed to defuse a nuke. DNA alterations often. The type unknown to me.

lAST weekend, a family on my side came to visit that I had not seen in years. The Boys peed on the bathroom floor. I made them mop and dry the floor. Later, the oldest refused to clean up after himself. I told him I would go to his School and say over the intercom that by name that he...

https://www.infowars.com/ those stories sound weird

In my shoulders.

why did the guy put on two coats while painting his room? He read the dierections which said, put on two coats.