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    ~Chuckle for the Day~

    Presbyterians churches have fans in their ceilings so that no one will lift up their hands. Note:This is a joke. No, it's not. I am requesting to our Session that we install ceiling fans for just that purpose. Of course, I'll be the one in trouble, as I'm the only who lifts hands (during...
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    ~Chuckle for the Day~

    A few tidbits I've heard over the years: Why do they call Episcopalians "Whiske-palians"? Because whenever you find four, you'll always find a fifth. The nice thing about Presbyterians is that when you put 4 in a room together you'll always get at least 6 opinions. And this oldie but goodie: A...
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    ~Chuckle for the Day~

    When being shown around Heaven a newly arrived saint was asked to speak quietly when he approached a large white building, surprised the saint asked why he had to be quiet only to be told that the building was occupied by Baptists who thought that they were the only ones in Heaven and no one...
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    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I...
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    woodworking area

    So far this year, all I have done is maintence. Someone stole my radio arm saw. They used a chainsaw to cut it out of my workbench when we were on a short pinic in Grandrapids, four hour drive from my home.
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    Morman missionaries

    New word to me: doxing noun the action or process of searching for and publishing private or identifying information about a particular individual on the internet, typically with malicious intent. Thanks Bro, Daniel Google utah newspapers scandals latter day saints...
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    Morman missionaries

    known among the Gentiles, would have greatly damaged us. I do not understand all he discovered, or all he did; but they found he had written against the Church, and he was cut off, and the Prophet required as an atonement for his sins, that he should lay down his life. That he should be...
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    Morman missionaries

    - Apostle Amasa M. Lyman, Apostle, Journal of Discourses, v. 7, p. 299, 1859 “Has Jesus done anything that will bring salvation to you and me? The chief of what he has done is that he has revealed the plan of the Gospel – the scheme of human redemption, and manifested himself among his brethren...
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    Morman missionaries

    - Apostle Heber C. Kimball, Journal of Discourses, v. 4, p. 375 “It is not fully comprehended why it was necessary that Jesus Christ should leave the heavens,…and come upon the earth to offer himself up a sacrifice;…why this should be, why it was necessary that his blood should be shed is an...
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    Morman missionaries

    “Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them. You would be justified, and they would atone for their sins, and be received into the Kingdom of God. I would at once do so, in such a case; and under the circumstances, I have no wife whom I love so...
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    - Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, v. 4, p. 219 “Will you love your brothers and sisters likewise, when they have committed a sin that cannot be atoned for without the shedding of their blood? Will you love that man or woman well enough to shed their blood? That is what Jesus...
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    Morman missionaries

    “I [am] opposed to hanging, even if a man kill another, I will shoot him, or cut off his head, spill his blood on the ground, and let the smoke thereof ascend up to God; and if ever I have the privilege of making a law on that subject, I will have it so.” - Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr., History of...
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    Morman missionaries

    google violence by mormons google violence by mormons today mormons islam https://mbcpathway.com/2016/02/01/six-similarities-of-islam-and-mormonism/ https://www.mrm.org/mormons-muslims https://carm.org/islam/what-are-the-similarities-between-mormonism-and-islam/...
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    Yes and Isaiah 43:10 --- LDS males believe that they will be exhaulted as a God. I do bring up embarsing history of their history. Example: racism in their scriptures. Isaiah 43:10 King James Version 10 Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know...
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    Isaiah 14:1-11 and 26 shows that those in the grave are alive.

    Isaiah 14:1-11 and 26 shows that those in the grave are alive. Some Sadducees Try to Trick Jesus 23 That same day some Sadducees came to Jesus. (Sadducees believe that no one will rise from death.) The Sadducees asked Jesus a question. 24 They said, “Teacher, Moses told us that if a married man...
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    What are UFOs to you?

    https://news.usni.org/2014/04/23/analysis-mystery-plane-seen-kansas-likely-u-s-military-aircraft...
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    Morman missionaries

    chains, ball bats, rocks, clubs, knives, boards, anything they can find or have on them.
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    Morman missionaries

    I will often set up meetings in their Missionary Homes, Public Library, University Campus public debate areas, one of my churches. I lead home churches for disabled. Sometimes I get physically attacted after debates by their Missionaries.
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    problem related to praying in tongues

    As you can see like the USA, it was a multi-language area.
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    problem related to praying in tongues

    https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/tag/inscriptions-2/ https://www.christianity.com/wiki/jesus-christ/what-was-the-language-of-jesus.html " The language that the children of Israel spoke in the days of the Old Testament was Hebrew. However in 586 B.C. they went into the Babylonian captivity...