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I also hear that he steals entire meals from potlucks.

Aha! we even have videos!

I also hear that he uses in catnip. Maybe it was the drugs that made him say such vile things about the gator community.

You hate to see it.

Back me up here, MerSee. I need your flat earth wisdom and your amazing pictures to get me out of this bind.

Fake news! There are rumors that his favorite drink is gatorade. Things are starting to make sense.

You know, the polar ice caps are flat and not round. Perhaps there's something to this flat earth theory.

The true mystery is why water turns into round beads when small amounts are stuck to flat surfaces.

Perhaps it's best that we found out now before voting them into office. I don't think I could live with myself knowing I voted for a gator hater.

I wonder if this is why I had so many nightmares about demons as a child? I could definitely see my mother saying something like this.

The party is falling apart before the voting even begins!

It didn't have to be this way. I just wanted to protect everyone from poison. Sure some entire dishes allegedly went missing, but these things happen.

Ma'am, you're interfering with an ongoing poison investigation. Please step back before I have you escorted off the premises.

Mmmm evil eggs.

You're hired and I thank you for your service.

Whatever the answer is, I'm definitely gonna have to taste test it for poison. I might have to eat it all to truly make sure it's safe. The pork is safe though. You can try it if you want.

If I saw that bowl of skittles as a kid I might have died of happiness.

Well, no worries. Those things never really bothered me personally. That's actually quite tame compared to my home life growing up lol. The pastors after that were an interesting bunch as well lol. The next pastor mostly preached about how humble he was and how Jesus was black so we better not...

My taste bud paranoia is growing. Perhaps I should stick to my rule of not eating meat that comes out of water. It can only taste like fish.

Does it taste like chicken though? Or is it fishy? Now I don't want to know. If I know then I won't try it.