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Ooh! Can you ship me some bottles of Coke when you get there? I hear it tastes better if it comes from Mexico.

Greetings to the others who only stay in their room. To all the others... I guess I might see you out there eventually. Maybe. If the ship starts sinking, please don't knock on my door. I might be sleeping and I'd rather not wake up to that mess.

I visualized dollar bills shaped into knifes causing paper cuts, but I like the thought of banjo's as background music for the slightly painful duel.

Lol dang it man. I'm too tired to talk literally. The book of Revelations and whatnot. The world goes bad, wars and rumors of war, the great deception, the final battle and whatnot. Just think like a second grader and you might understand me lol.

I will always say yes to jelly beans. If some stranger in a van offered me some I might say yes even against my better judgement.

Unfortunately for you and everyone else who reads my posts I am an idiot and tend to assume people can also understand what I'm saying. I was referring to how all the nations will get more and more away from God and eventually the whole world will find itself fighting in the battle of...

I've never even heard of all saints day. The only "Christian" holidays I know of are Easter and Christmas. Easter is just weird with the egg thing and Christmas seems to be about giving everyone presents. My family treats the holidays as a big get together with food and gifts and will read some...

Well, don't get me wrong here, I don't see any issue with attempting to stave off corruption and evil by voting it out. I just don't see it working.

I think that saying only applies to people who have lived a comfortable life. I grew up always expecting to be homeless if I survived past 18 years of age. Now I'm 36 and living the most comfortable I ever have by renting a room with my cousin lol. A peaceful and secure life has never been on my...

How much do these restaurants charge? If it's more than $30 a plate please don't respond because my heart and wallet won't be able to take it.

Meh. Last time I checked, JFK wasn't in the Bible. Normal people die and are murdered every day. He was just another one. Biblical events I will care about, but not the presidential elections.

Lol true. I still find it hard to take politics seriously. Probably never will to be honest.

What if that never happens?

Don't get ahead of yourself now. This was just the pilot episode. Everyone knows you've got to wait until episode 4 before you can truly tell if a show is gonna be good or not.

I never understood how hiding or finding eggs had anything to do with Jesus.

Somehow this post makes me wonder if I need a lawyer re-read this post to me.

Exactly. TELEKINESIS! You've been warned.

Perhaps they're now identifying their temperature?

Whoa! Not all of us idiots are satanists!