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Welcome! Greetings from Scotland :)

I was watching a TV show called 'Ten ways to avoid a shark attack'. Surprisingly 'stay out of the water' didn't make the list :LOL:

If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public please put it on speaker... I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on. :)

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a grizzly bear? You get killed (unless you're a fast runner). :eek:

Welcome! It's good to seek Christian Fellowship! Birds of a feather flock together :)

A man walks into a Library and asks the Librarian where he can find books about paranoia. The Librarian looks over the man's shoulder, leans in and whispers 'they're right behind you!' :)

I ran into a Raven on top of a Scottish Mountain, they're the most intelligent, friendly and awesome birds. Thanks for this reminder of God's provision. :)

Welcome Brasspen. Greetings from Scotland. :)

If at first you don't succeed..............then sky diving is not for you! :)

Smoking may harm you Eating bacon may harm you But smoking bacon will cure it :)

A man went into a department store and asked the assistant: 'Do you know where I can get a toupee?' The assistant replied 'Not off the top of my head Sir!' :)

Someone complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen saying 'Parking Fine'. :)

A woman hired a handy-man and left a list to be done. On return she found that only 1,3 & 5 on the list had been done. The handy-man apologized and said he only did odd jobs. :)

Welcome Peacefulness. Greetings from Scotland. Welcome to Christian Chat! :)

A man who trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London underground says he went from Barking to Tooting in just under an hour. :)

I agree with you. God himself speaking: "It will be a sign between me and the Israelites forever, for in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, and on the seventh day he rested and was refreshed.’” (Exodus 31:17) Our current seven day week is based on that first seven day week and...

I sometimes hide at work because 'a good employee is hard to find'. :)

Welcome Kurt! Greetings from Scotland. God Bless You :)

People with interesting names: Justin Case- Safety Services Robin Banks-Cash Handler Paige Turner-Book Shop Assistant Lee King- Plumber Jo King-Comedian Will Power-Motivational Speaker Barry Cade-Carpenter Max Power- Electrician :)

Welcome to Christian Chat! I'm from Scotland. There are several families from Nigeria in our church, lovely people! A few months back they sang a Nigerian praise song at the Sunday service :)