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It's ok even people that i'm around all day forget or just don't care.

bruh

My friend was talking about his gf but because he's British he calls her a bird and for the longest time i didn't get it. At the end of it all i was like "You did what to your bird?? and it lived?? how?, you know what i'll catch you later".

Calling people colored is dated, it's not racist but it's from a racist time so you might cancelled saying it. As for the n word "nga" not "ngr" is urban slang even the mexican and hmong kids use it.

Is that glitter?

cry, whine, complain ect. If you're trapped in an unskippable dialogue Just say that you didn't feel like answering the phone or just make up some bs excuse like "I didn't have my 3pm bowel movement yet."

If she came to my house crying about phone etiquette she's free to introspect on the porch.

I would see her through the peep hole and just leave her standing outside looking like a bum.

Oh well, don't care, i would take her talk to me on the phone privileges away for the rest of the week. Let her keep calling just don't answer.

You should set boundaries. I remember my brother tried to berate and guilt trip me on the phone and i just hung up. If he's not saying anything worth me listening to i just leave.

Plays music over the terrestrial screaming

I would live in a floating castle and i would fly it just inches over seouls house like "yeah that's enough sun for the day" mind you it's like 7:20 in the morning.

All of that talking and you didn't get a single antique... Well you technically did, you got something old that you already hate.

I like being single with no kids, the freedom i have some dream and fantasize about.

A cat is gonna cat whether you like it or not, one time i saw some feral ones eating a possum.

The cat that occupies my back yard killed a bird so hard and so many times that it wasn't even a bird anymore. I remember picking it up and thinking "where did he get a prune from?".

I had a nail completely ripped out from the cuticle and it took about a full year to grow back so it should grow back.

It could work if you're ancient, sickly and impotent.

I thought moomoos were the default granny outfit.

Don't forget to save some dryer lint for lanolin.