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  1. Karlon

    "I KICKED MY WIFE OUT, THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE"!!!!!!!!!!

    my wife said: "alright, the day is calling me to the farm",. i said, "get out now"! i'm joking.
  2. Karlon

    Let's Talk About Gross Things......"

    1st, this is 2ndTimeIsTheCharm's fault. she said watching your parents kiss is gross. well, i'll add to that. let's get gross, all together. ready? go!!!!!!!! the GROSS vehicle weight of my 2019 ford f 550 is 19,500 pounds, the GROSS vehicle weight of my 2008 chevy 350 pick up is 9,700 pounds &...
  3. Karlon

    "Girl Vacation", again!

    my wife, Thea, is on a 2 week girl's vacation again down south. i'm glad for her. she has steady friends to social around with down there & up in N.Y. they'll enjoy sightseeing, golf, reading, gourmet dining, beach time & who knows what else. pray for safe flights & i thank you.
  4. Karlon

    "holy heavens, shut your mouth"........!

    this happened today: a guy calls me & says, "are you the guy that buys antiques"? i said, "yes" & he starts to tell me what he has which took along time, much of the talk was useless. then he says, "maybe i'll suggest that you come to one of our revivals". me: "what kind of revival"? him...
  5. Karlon

    "all about here & there....."

    whether you are here or there, no matter where, there, will be your presence. now, their presence, over there, is not here but there, & you will find that their standing is not there anymore because of the spinning of the earth which is not here or there, it's everywhere. now what was once here...
  6. Karlon

    :Do You Dare To......"

    Tell everyone a mistake, even a big mistake you made when you became a born again Christian that you didn't realize til years later but then corrected it. I will start it off: I became a born gain Christian in May or June of 1993. My girlfriend at the time who was Christian, in 1996, suggested...
  7. Karlon

    Psalm 37:23.......

    i was ambivalent today on whether to try to get some landscape work done. originally, i was suppose to take an elderly lady shopping but she lost some papers the bank needed. so at the last second, i went to work. but, the Lord Jesus moved me like He never moved me before. in a micro second, i...
  8. Karlon

    "How About This....."

    we were invited to a party & we attended. everyone was told to bring their own plates, napkins, spoons, forks, dishes & cups. & everyone was told to eat only 1 cookie. plus, a bowl was set somewhere for you to donate. i would like to hear everyone's thought on that. i brought 2 expensive pies.
  9. Karlon

    Fill in the blank: "I get angry and or, impatient when..........."

    we all have our top 5 or top 10 list of things that we dislike greatly. it can be anything that occurs in life anywhere on the planet. if you want to list more than 1 thing, go ahead. i'll start it off: i get angry & impatient when i'm hungry & there's nothing to eat. this doesn't occur at...
  10. Karlon

    "and it shall return to you"!

    my greatness!!! after caring for an elderly woman of 96 for a while, she just left me her house & land. all signings are in 2 weeks!!! holy heavens!!! Praise Jesus!!!
  11. Karlon

    "What Is Something You Never Owned.........."

    name something you never owned as an adult that nearly every adult owns. it can be more than 1 thing.
  12. Karlon

    Let's Have A "Yousta" Conversation!

    i "yousta"do this, i "yousta" do that!! tell us at least 1 thing you used to do. I'm not popular with threads but i think this 1 will move along quite well. if you've ever seen the guy in manhattan holding up comical signs at times square, that was me. 1st, i would yell out: "what does this...
  13. Karlon

    "Let's Get Disgusting Something"!

    Hey everyone, let's get disgusting something. you pick the topic. i don't think we all have ever got disgusting. we can disgust nearly anything on cc. we all are adults so we trust each other when it's disgusting. oh, i just realized i spelt disgusting wrong. now i know, it's discussing...
  14. Karlon

    Share Your Nicknames For Your Spouse, Friend, Girlfriend or Boyfriend.......!

    i don't know if this idea exists already but i thought of it on the way home from work today. share your nickname or all of them if you have more than one. for my wife, i call her: "beauty cutie", "lubby dove" & "barn gal". ( she owns a horse farm ).
  15. Karlon

    What?!

    what is the whole who, what, where, why, when & how of what was said by who? someone will say, ""we'e not doing anything". how can anything be something when no thing is nothing? so something can be anything while anything can be something while nothing can be something that is a thing not...
  16. Karlon

    A Shiny Summer!!!

    Hi, this is Thea, Karlon's wife, we both wish everyone on CC a wonderful Godly memorable summer filled with many memories, laughs & giggles, adventures & sights. May God bless you all!
  17. Karlon

    My Vacation!

    Tell everyone where you went on vacation or where you are going. And mention where you went in the past on vacation plus your experiences. Do's & don'ts do tell to assist future travelers. Mention your favorite vacation spot in the whole world!
  18. Karlon

    "3 years....."!

    today, march 8th, i have been a CC member for 3 years. i have enjoyed my whole time here. so i say hi to all cc members. thanks for the memories.
  19. Karlon

    "A Work Story"!

    Tell us a funny, weird or an unusual work related story that occurred when you were working. We all must have them. It can be anything but it has to be true.
  20. Karlon

    Right Hand

    hi folks. my wife is having surgery today on her right hand. please pray that all goes well & perfect & that she is embraced with a painless, perfect, permanent recovery. thank you all.