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I saw a dodgy post on facebook that said 'you attract what you fear'. I told it that I'm afraid of 47.1 million pounds. :)

Sorry flower, Scotland here. But it's really good to welcome you to Christian Chat. Hope you'll find many happy times of fellowship with us. God Bless You :)

Hello! It possibly might be letting the cat out of the bag. If someone saw 'FBI_Surveillance_Van' on Wi-Fi, they might get rid of their stash pronto! God Bless :)

Hello Pineapple! You've said it pretty well. Welcome to CC. Greetings from Scotland :)

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” “That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show...

Hello! I agree. When you go to a supermarket or a restaurant or a taxi with human staff you can have a friendly social interaction, mutually beneficial, you might even lead someone to the Lord, you can't do that with a machine. Self service check-outs a supermarkets have also been noted to...

Welcome! Greetings from Scotland (y)

There's a guy who has this incredible ability to predict what is inside every wrapped present. It's a gift. :)

Hello There! Good to see you. You might remember me from RF, I was lismore there. Welcome. I was sad to be booted from RF without consultation or explanation, but there has been a warm welcome here. The Lord works for the good in all circumstances. (y)

Welcome! Greetings from Scotland :)

I was watching a TV show called 'Ten ways to avoid a shark attack'. Surprisingly 'stay out of the water' didn't make the list :LOL:

If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public please put it on speaker... I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on. :)

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a grizzly bear? You get killed (unless you're a fast runner). :eek:

Welcome! It's good to seek Christian Fellowship! Birds of a feather flock together :)

A man walks into a Library and asks the Librarian where he can find books about paranoia. The Librarian looks over the man's shoulder, leans in and whispers 'they're right behind you!' :)

I ran into a Raven on top of a Scottish Mountain, they're the most intelligent, friendly and awesome birds. Thanks for this reminder of God's provision. :)

Welcome Brasspen. Greetings from Scotland. :)

If at first you don't succeed..............then sky diving is not for you! :)

Smoking may harm you Eating bacon may harm you But smoking bacon will cure it :)