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Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards when entering the water? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat. (y)

Welcome Tina, greetings from Scotland :)

In 1 Timothy 4:8 it says that physical training has some value. Exercise can have benefits, making you more healthy physically, it can help you mentally too, lightening your mood and getting out into the beauty of God's creation. IMHO Christians should be encouraged more to get out and...

FUNNY CHURCH BLOOPERS This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last...

Hello Kenny, Good to see you. I was lismore on RF, I no longer have access there. Greetings from Scotland. God Bless You :)

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a train coming. The train driver sees three fools on the track. 😐

Hello! I was born in Dundee. Good to meet you, fellow Scot, fellow believer :)

Hello! When most disciples deserted the Lord Jesus he said: “You do not want to leave too, do you?” Jesus asked the Twelve. Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. (John 6:67-68) Peter nailed it. Where else could they go? When someone is...

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse. What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his lunch? Because he...

Hi Russell! Welcome! Greetings from Scotland. Just start posting and replying to threads that catch your interest, you'll soon find your way around. God Bless You :)

Welcome Melissa! I hope you'll be very happy here. Greetings from Scotland :)

Absolutely! Those hard times will pass. Psalm 30:5b His favor is for life. Crying may last for a night, but joy comes with the new day. In my experience after moments of doubt comes a stronger faith. God Bless You :)

What do you call a prophet who's also a chef? Habakkuk. What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? "Take it or leaf it." When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say? "We Noah guy." What did Zachariah do when he and Elizabeth had disagreements? He gave...

Happy Christmas to you and everyone here. God Bless You All :)

Hello Freddy! Good to meet you. Greetings from Scotland :)

Welcome Lonnie! Congratulations and welcome to the family of God and to the forum. A big hello from Scotland :)

I saw a dodgy post on facebook that said 'you attract what you fear'. I told it that I'm afraid of 47.1 million pounds. :)

Sorry flower, Scotland here. But it's really good to welcome you to Christian Chat. Hope you'll find many happy times of fellowship with us. God Bless You :)

Hello! It possibly might be letting the cat out of the bag. If someone saw 'FBI_Surveillance_Van' on Wi-Fi, they might get rid of their stash pronto! God Bless :)

Hello Pineapple! You've said it pretty well. Welcome to CC. Greetings from Scotland :)