A simple Christian chain story

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The jehovas witnesses were carryin their bibles under one hand and a large stick in the other
 
.......we come in peace....they said to the camera crew.......we mean you no harm.....we bring smokin' peace pipe.....well errr a stick.....but it kinda looks like a pipe.....if ya tilt ya head a bit and squint......
 
And if you close your eyes and spin around three times chanting muuggeeaahhh buuuggaaahhh bubbeen luuben scluubeen schlimmeeenn miimmeeeennn.... you might get lucky and get into heaven
 
the sound guy decides to give it a try but says buuurggaannn.....instead of buuuggaaannn........
 
The Plumber and the man, both dumbfounded suddenly had the same idea..The plumber said. You thinking what im thinking... the man nodded. You thinking what im thinking.
 
the plumber nodded.........this went on for hours and hours....until...........
 
They had nodded so much they couldnt stop!! They ran around in circles screaming and nodding and screaming and NODDING SOME MORE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH someone heeellllppp uuusss........ Right then...............
 
Benny watched as the men ran around in circles nodding!! He bent over and took off his shoes and socks..... He went up to the men and held his sock over his face while they ran TAKE A BIG WIFF.... THE INSIDE OF THIS SOCK IS ANNOINTED BY GOD!!!!
 
..................the man sniffed and FELLLLLLLLLLL..........hitting the plumber so he fell down tooo..........Benny drags them to their feet.........to repeat the sniff falling down process another 50 times......
 
Finally after 75 times of sniffing and falling the men got up and they were healed!!!!!!!!!! Benny put his shoes and socks back on and said.... men that will be 1,000 dollars..... we take checks or cash........
 
and he goes on.....you will receive this handkerchief I have blessed absolutely freee when you continue to pay gifts of $500 or more, weekly into BHM.......
 
AAAND you will also recieve a sock that smells like my foot .............You must double your pledge to 2,000 dollars to recieve that...... ..... and that money goes directly in my pocket... not to BHM........ ... what am i thinking gentlemen!........... ITS THE SAME THING !!!
 
.....the two men.....still hazy from foot stink....gullibly sign their future income over to Benny............
 
As Benny walked away to get into his private Jet at his own airport named after him...... he realized....... something..............
 
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