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I am going to end all my sentences with Praise Jesus, so everyone will know I am a Christian, praise Jesus.
I will get a Praise Jesus tattoo, Praise Jesus. Or is it praise Jesus? Or Praise jesus? Or Praise Yeshua? Or maybe just PJ for short. Praise Jesus.

If I get one that is PTL, nobody will know what that stands for, PJ.
So it has to be Praise Jesus, and on my back, in reverse lettering so I can read it in the mirror, praise Jesus
Or I will tell the tattooist it can be ambigrammed, Praise Jesus, suseJ esiarP
And in Times Roman font Praise Jesus

It will be permanent, but I will also get a temporary one tattooed on my feet Praise Jesus, and on each toe, P R A I S E J E S U S
 
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Wow I never thought I would be peer pressured into getting a tattoo. Huh

How much does one cost? $10 for each letter?
 
Lanolin said:
I am going to end all my sentences with Praise Jesus, so everyone will know I am a Christian, praise Jesus.
I will get a Praise Jesus tattoo, Praise Jesus. Or is it praise Jesus? Or Praise jesus? Or Praise Yeshua? Or maybe just PJ for short. Praise Jesus.

If I get one that is PTL, nobody will know what that stands for, PJ.
So it has to be Praise Jesus, and on my back, in reverse lettering so I can read it in the mirror, praise Jesus
Or I will tell the tattooist it can be ambigrammed, Praise Jesus, suseJ esiarP
And in Times Roman font Praise Jesus

It will be permanent, but I will also get a temporary one tattooed on my feet Praise Jesus, and on each toe, P R A I S E J E S U S
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Eleven toes sister, that’s special, one for each disciple, praise Jesus
 
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I'll also make sure I get a giant cross on my back, extending to my hands and my feet, so that people will know I've been crucified, as there will be nails pierced in my hands and feet, with blood coming out. Praise Jesus.
 
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Wait, there's a bit more.
I'm going to shave my hair off, and get a crown of thorns tattooed around my skull, Praise Jesus
 
With 'King of the Jews,' in Hebrew, Latin and Greek on my forehead.
Praise Jesus
 
Lanolin said:
Shall I set up a crowdfund for it? Since I can't really afford to be tattooed right now, Praise Jesus.
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Lanolin said:
I'll also make sure I get a giant cross on my back, extending to my hands and my feet, so that people will know I've been crucified, as there will be nails pierced in my hands and feet, with blood coming out. Praise Jesus.
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Be sure to save enough space on your back for the Nicene Creed, praise Jesus
 
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I'll spend some time in prison, and make sure I tell my fellow inmates, Praise Jesus
Also, I'll trade in my car for a motorcycle, and remove the S badge and put a PJ badge on it Praise Jesus
Then I will join a gangster's church, where I'll wear a letterman jacket with the letters PJ on it Praise Jesus
 
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@legion can you get back to me on how much your tattooist charges so I can set the crowdfundometer? Praise Jesus
 
McShawn said:
Fear not, He knows your frame… even the hairs on your head are numbered.
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I'll make sure He's been counting each one, because if I do get it done at the barbers (do they let women in?) and they botch the job, I'll ask for a refund for each hair Praise Jesus
 
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