The bacon I turned pretty
Belly always has bacon at her summer beachhouse for breakfast with her brother and her mum's best friend's sons who are like her brothers. When she turns 16 she decides that she will have a bacon-themed birthday party, and all the food will be bacon, and so will the presents, and she will wear a pretty bacon dress.
The older brother she has a crush on sees Belly in the pretty bacon dress but also the other younger brother likes the pretty bacon dress too. What shall she do? Split the pretty bacon dress in half?