Being PC Today is like... (Fill in the blanks)

[LookinToChat]

A dog has 4 legs and you call his tail a leg, how many legs does it have?

4 - Just cause you call it a leg doesn't make it so

 

[NoNameMcgee]

What did the man say when he ran into the bar?



"ow"

 

[Depleted]

Being PC today is like cramming for a major test and knowing all along you are being set up to fail it.

 

[Lynx]

If you even bother trying to be PC today... It is like working at a job where they add three new tasks every day and you will never be able to catch up with the ones you were supposed to learn last week, much less today's.

I mean really, have you tried lately to even count all the things that might offend people?

 

[Alertandawake]

PC to people is like comparing rust to a car, it is a cancer, only difference PC is a far more deadly disease. PC numbs the brain and conditions people to think and speak in a certain way.

 

[longtrekker]

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Being PC today is like (the) secular religion - and it brooks no rivals.

 

[longtrekker]

If you even bother trying to be PC today... It is like working at a job where they add three new tasks every day and you will never be able to catch up with the ones you were supposed to learn last week, much less today's.

I mean really, have you tried lately to even count all the things that might offend people?

Haha I wonder if there's a central PC website that issues daily talking point bulletins to keep all its adherents updated as to who to hate and who to support - it must be dizzying!

 

[Lynx]

Haha I wonder if there's a central PC website that issues daily talking point bulletins to keep all its adherents updated as to who to hate and who to support - it must be dizzying!

Nah, there's an app for that.

[video=youtube;Wbfz4zRjhGM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbfz4zRjhGM&t[/video]

 

[Mem]

... a parcel of cocoa confections

 

[Lynx]

HA! Good one Mem.

 

[Tinuviel]

... a parcel of cocoa confections

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CUTENESS overload!! That is totally my kind of Valentine. Except not, because I could never afford to keep that many dogs, and giving away puppies is about as pleasant as repeatedly breaking an arm.

 

[Mem]

CUTENESS overload!! That is totally my kind of Valentine. Except not, because I could never afford to keep that many dogs, and giving away puppies is about as pleasant as repeatedly breaking an arm.

The can easily become 8 tiny reindeer when Christmas comes around,

if not, they'll certainly help you find some.

 

[Tinuviel]

And then they become eating monsters and break me