The Beast of Bodmin Moor - that is such a cool name.
We don't have cool names for imaginary monsters in America.
That's the whole problem with our country.
We have Bigfoot.
Who thought of that?
A 6 year old?
That's not going to frighten anybody.
Sad.
Bigfoot.
If he rolled around on the ground more, and left nose prints, he'd be called BigNose.
Imagine tracking BigNose?
What if he just sat around more... just sat around on his rump.
Yeah.
BigRump.
What kind of documentary would that make?
Hmmm....
"Right now we're tracking BigRump through the forest. It's a frightening thing, tracking a giant hairy bottom through the forest! Stop, stop, I see some new prints! Oh yes, this is BigRump alright. Just look at the size of those buttocks! A man could fall right in and be swallowed up! This has got to be the biggest rump ever discovered! Well, except for Aunt Matilda; she was even bigger than this, but we shan't speak ill of the rumps of the dead... God rest her soul."