Boys VS. Gurlz (^_^)

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Status rapport,
They already have 880 casualties and rising..
Tell the Cavalry to flank them from the west while I go talk to 5 regiment of skimishers why they are late with their placement of mines
 
Roger.
Regiment 5 was ambushed by 882 disgruntled rodents.
Calling for an excess of cheese in exchange for their lives.
 
"Cows, sir have you lost your mind ?
I thought we were in a 18th century battle, shellshock wasn't "invented".
We have a enemy regiment coming near at 888 meters north-west.
Saddle you horse, sir Nashah, were going in with 6th regiment of horse and 4th and 17th regiment of footh."
"Forward !"
 
Very well! I shall command the peasants to start constructing our 890 castles.
They most assuredly will not be pleased :x
 
We would need at least 894 shipments of stone to start. And there is always the moat....
 
"Shall we discuss this later, we have a battle to win."
- climbs his horse -
"Very well, let us advance.
I love going into battle myself, it makes all my 896 bones tremble of joy."
 
Very well! I shall let you witness my special technique! The ability to weild 898 swords at once, though... I must admit it is not very comfortable....
 
Indeed, there will be much death, both friend and foe though, a bit unwieldy. Sure to be at least 902 slain o...o
 
- Screams -

"SIR, WE HAVE BEEN FLANKED ! AMBUSH !!"

- gets prisoned -

"DON'T WORRY SIR, I LEARNED 904 WAYS TO ESCAPE THE ENEMY WHEN PRISONED AT THE YOUNG GENERAL SCHOOL "

( Im going to bed, Ill return to this thread later )