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With respect...

My apologies to the OP and frequenters of this thread...

A few of these posts were done in a spirit of sarcasm, and also contempt for the ridiculousificationaryistic practices of the "powers that be."

Was there an executive order signed that I'm not aware of stating, "we are all slaves who must obey the most murderous of criminals?"

Spending more money on security to lock up parks than to merely leave them open? Who authorized anyone to tell anyone else where they can and cannot go in this 'free' country?

Telling veterans they can't walk down a sidewalk to visit a memorial? Spending money to put out barricades to block the area off...as if blocking off the area would help repay one cent of illegal debt that the bankers have perpetrated on the good sheeple of this country?

Park rangers who are "just following orders" and blocking off businesses and harrassing people who would otherwise be perfectly fine if they were just left alone to live their lives. As if somehow all the disgruntled grizzly bears were going to mass in force and invade the human populated zones on the edges of the parks and have a 'chew-fest' now that these areas were not kept under the scrutinous, all seeing and protecting eyes of the Park and Forestry Services of the USA.

And of course, the Federal Register, who in their infinite bureaucratic self propagating 'officiality', deemed it necessary to post a disclaimer on their website to the effect of...

"Due to an appropriations lapse, the Office of the Federal Register (OFR) is not updating this site. OFR is publishing documents in the daily Federal Register that are directly related to the performance of governmental functions necessary to address imminent threats to the safety of human life or protection of property. You can view those documents on FDSys. You can read more about OFR services in our blog post."

Another slice of personal philosophy if I may?

Perhaps the government 'officials', who are in their self perpetuating 'authoritarian power trip', should just go out for coffee, have a donut, and enjoy the fresh air and sunshine and stop making everyone around them so miserable with their childish antics.

Again, many apologies for my sarcasm and contempt, there's only so much hypocrisy I can tolerate.

I know it's not Christian to question or ridicule 'authority'...but wait a minute...hmm...

Then Jesus spoke to the crowds and to His disciples, saying: “The scribes and the Pharisees have seated themselves in the chair of Moses; therefore all that they tell you, do and observe, but do not do according to their deeds; for they say things and do not do them. They tie up heavy burdens and lay them on men’s shoulders, but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as a finger. But they do all their deeds to be noticed by men; for they broaden their phylacteries and lengthen the tassels of their garments. They love the place of honor at banquets and the chief seats in the synagogues, and respectful greetings in the market places, and being called Rabbi by men.

Peace and love to you all,

P.


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My bad...

Apologies, this thread was supposed to be a post within the following thread...it was not intended to be it's own thread.

http://christianchat.com/conspiracy...76-u-s-government-shutdown-2.html#post1218309


Yes...Pox goofed!

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Re: With respect...

I know it's not Christian to question or ridicule 'authority'...but wait a minute...hmm...

Then Jesus spoke to the crowds and to His disciples, saying: “The scribes and the Pharisees have seated themselves in the chair of Moses; therefore all that they tell you, do and observe, but do not do according to their deeds; for they say things and do not do them. They tie up heavy burdens and lay them on men’s shoulders, but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as a finger. But they do all their deeds to be noticed by men; for they broaden their phylacteries and lengthen the tassels of their garments. They love the place of honor at banquets and the chief seats in the synagogues, and respectful greetings in the market places, and being called Rabbi by men.
Agreed (I misunderstood your post when I first posted this, so have rephrased somewhat! :) ). To any who disagree, are these saying that as Christians, we are not only free to - but we should, pay protection money to organisations such as the Mafia, and not question their wicked deeds?

If no to the first question, and the Mafia (or similar) manages to worm its agents (through murder, treason and/or similar) into government, should we then pay them the protection money they demand? What if they rename "protection money" as "taxes"?

I'm not saying we go to war with these criminals, as I don't believe we're called to go to war with any criminal organisation, but I don't believe Christians should be a walk-over, either. With the Pharisees, they sat in Moses seat, so God gave them their authority. Who gives authority to the criminals in government in Western countries such as the US, by the criminals' own admission? (hint: the people?) I understand God ultimately gives power, but in my view, a government in rebellion against God is no government at all. Again, I'm not saying we war against them, but I am saying that by opposing God and the upright, and by protecting the wicked, such a "government" loses any support that a lawful government could normally expect from Christians.
 
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I told you so!

I always enjoy reading these "I told you so, but did you listen?" type stories.

This is my understanding of the Father's original intended hierarchy.

God > Prophet/Judge(s) > People

1 Samuel 8

Israel Demands a King

8 And it came about when Samuel was old that he appointed his sons judges over Israel. [SUP]2 [/SUP]Now the name of his firstborn was Joel, and the name of his second, Abijah; they were judging in Beersheba. [SUP]3 [/SUP]His sons, however, did not walk in his ways, but turned aside after dishonest gain and took bribes and perverted justice.
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4 [/SUP]Then all the elders of Israel gathered together and came to Samuel at Ramah; [SUP]5 [/SUP]and they said to him, “Behold, you have grown old, and your sons do not walk in your ways. Now appoint a king for us to judge us like all the nations.” [SUP]6 [/SUP]But the thing was [SUP][a][/SUP]displeasing in the sight of Samuel when they said, “Give us a king to judge us.” And Samuel prayed to the Lord. [SUP]7 [/SUP]The Lord said to Samuel, “Listen to the voice of the people in regard to all that they say to you, for they have not rejected you, but they have rejected Me from being king over them. [SUP]8 [/SUP]Like all the deeds which they have done since the day that I brought them up from Egypt even to this day—in that they have forsaken Me and served other gods—so they are doing to you also. [SUP]9 [/SUP]Now then, listen to their voice; however, you shall solemnly [SUP][b][/SUP]warn them and tell them of the [SUP][c][/SUP]procedure of the king who will reign over them.”

Warning concerning a King

[SUP]10 [/SUP]So Samuel spoke all the words of the Lord to the people who had asked of him a king. [SUP]11 [/SUP]He said, “This will be the [SUP][d][/SUP]procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. [SUP]12 [/SUP]He will appoint for himself commanders of thousands and of fifties, and some to [SUP][e][/SUP]do his plowing and to reap his harvest and to make his weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. [SUP]13 [/SUP]He will also take your daughters for perfumers and cooks and bakers. [SUP]14 [/SUP]He will take the best of your fields and your vineyards and your olive groves and give them to his servants. [SUP]15 [/SUP]He will take a tenth of your seed and of your vineyards and give to his officers and to his servants. [SUP]16 [/SUP]He will also take your male servants and your female servants and your best young men and your donkeys and [SUP][f][/SUP]use them for his work. [SUP]17 [/SUP]He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his servants. [SUP]18 [/SUP]Then you will cry out in that day because of your king whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the Lord will not answer you in that day.”
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19 [/SUP]Nevertheless, the people refused to listen to the voice of Samuel, and they said, “No, but there shall be a king over us, [SUP]20 [/SUP]that we also may be like all the nations, that our king may judge us and go out before us and fight our battles.” [SUP]21 [/SUP]Now after Samuel had heard all the words of the people, he repeated them in the Lord’s hearing. [SUP]22 [/SUP]The Lord said to Samuel, “Listen to their voice and [SUP][g][/SUP]appoint them a king.” So Samuel said to the men of Israel, “Go every man to his city.”


May the Lord bless and keep you,

P.