can you guys post something funny please?
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nowdatzphunnneee!!!What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!
Which state is the smartest? Alabama—it has four As and one B!
Those were great!What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!
Which state is the smartest? Alabama—it has four As and one B!
I don't recall hearing any of them before.
I would go with Trump, based on how the cost of living has sky rocketed since he took office.
OHHHH! Thank goodness hubs didn't see this when the kiddos were at that stage
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of course, now the kids are at an age where they're wanting something more like:
Yes, The town of Midland contacted me about my application about volunteering for the Butter Tart Festival, not only they at they were asking me to help find volunteers to fill positions lol.
www.midland.ca
If anyone from Canada or Ontario is interested in helping here is the link to the towns website.
Volunteer | Town of Midland
www.midland.ca
If anyone from Canada or Ontario is interested in helping here is the link to the towns website.