can you guys post something funny please?
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my kids have been telling me corny jokes ALL DAY!
thanks, now I have one to tell them
thanks, now I have one to tell them
Son says some corny joke that's so bad you can't help but laugh
Me: oh yeah? Well, why is a math book always so sad?"
Son: Oh! I know this one!
Me thinking "oh crap, guess I don't get to fool him with something funny"
Son (after about a minute of thinking) "Why is a math book always so sad? Because it's full of NEGATIVES."
Me:
thinking : "YES! He got it wrong, so I still get to get a laugh.... hey! That's not the answer, but that's good"Me replying: HEY! That's pretty good and funny, but a math book is always sad because it's so full of problems
He smiled.
The BEST part came next when he said:
"Well then, the math book needs to have a little talk with Jesus. "
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Guess I'm as bad as the morons people in the photos.........
I totally didn't realize the car parked in the cart return and got to looking at the cart going "HEY!" That's NOT the same cart!"
(the one in the first pic is shiny metal finish , the one in the second pic is a different metal finish.)
It was only my 3rd or 4th look at pic 1 when I realized the car parked there
I totally didn't realize the car parked in the cart return and got to looking at the cart going "HEY!" That's NOT the same cart!"
(the one in the first pic is shiny metal finish , the one in the second pic is a different metal finish.)
It was only my 3rd or 4th look at pic 1 when I realized the car parked there
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So, My son starts telling corny jokes last night and I'm thinking to myself "oh good! I've got one for him!"
Son says some corny joke that's so bad you can't help but laugh
Me: oh yeah? Well, why is a math book always so sad?"
Son: Oh! I know this one!
Me thinking "oh crap, guess I don't get to fool him with something funny"
Son (after about a minute of thinking) "Why is a math book always so sad? Because it's full of NEGATIVES."
Me: thinking : "YES! He got it wrong, so I still get to get a laugh.... hey! That's not the answer, but that's good"
Me replying: HEY! That's pretty good and funny, but a math book is always sad because it's so full of problems
He smiled.
The BEST part came next when he said:
"Well then, the math book needs to have a little talk with Jesus. "
Son says some corny joke that's so bad you can't help but laugh
Me: oh yeah? Well, why is a math book always so sad?"
Son: Oh! I know this one!
Me thinking "oh crap, guess I don't get to fool him with something funny"
Son (after about a minute of thinking) "Why is a math book always so sad? Because it's full of NEGATIVES."
Me:
thinking : "YES! He got it wrong, so I still get to get a laugh.... hey! That's not the answer, but that's good"Me replying: HEY! That's pretty good and funny, but a math book is always sad because it's so full of problems
He smiled.
The BEST part came next when he said:
"Well then, the math book needs to have a little talk with Jesus. "
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- Strictly Germ-Proof
- by Arthur Guiterman (1871-1943)
- The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up;
They looked upon the creature with a loathing undisguised;
It wasn’t disinfected and it wasn’t sterilized.
They said it was microbe and a hotbed of disease;
They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees;
They froze it in a freezer that was cold as banished hope
And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.
In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;
They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;
They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand
And ’lected it a member of the Fumigated Band.
There’s not a micrococcus in the garden where they play;
They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day;
And each imbibes his rations from a hygienic cup —
The Bunny and The Baby and The Prophylactic Pup.
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Playing a pipe with silvery squeaks,
Since then his Jumbly Girl he seeks,
And because by night he could not see,
He gathered the bark of the Twangum Tree
On the flowery plain that grows.
And he wove him a wondrous Nose, —
A Nose as strange as a Nose could be!
Of vast proportions and painted red,
And tied with cords to the back of his head.
— In a hollow rounded space it ended
With a luminous Lamp within suspended,
All fenced about
With a bandage stout
To prevent the wind from blowing it out; —
And with holes all round to send the light,
In gleaming rays on the dismal night.
Since then his Jumbly Girl he seeks,
And because by night he could not see,
He gathered the bark of the Twangum Tree
On the flowery plain that grows.
And he wove him a wondrous Nose, —
A Nose as strange as a Nose could be!
Of vast proportions and painted red,
And tied with cords to the back of his head.
— In a hollow rounded space it ended
With a luminous Lamp within suspended,
All fenced about
With a bandage stout
To prevent the wind from blowing it out; —
And with holes all round to send the light,
In gleaming rays on the dismal night.
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