can you guys post something funny please?

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Can you folks give my post at least three " 😐 " face reactions? With my autism, I find it cool when people give me that reaction, and want to see how many of those faces can be shown on my profile.
 
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Awesome. Let's get at least two more of those flat expression reactions on my post(s)
 
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SanderB said:
Can you folks give my post at least three " 😐 " face reactions? With my autism, I find it cool when people give me that reaction, and want to see how many of those faces can be shown on my profile.
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Almost at three flat faced reactions on my post. Let's get it over three. :)
 
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SanderB said:
Can you folks give my post at least three " 😐 " face reactions? With my autism, I find it cool when people give me that reaction, and want to see how many of those faces can be shown on my profile.
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SanderB said:
Awesome. Let's get at least two more of those flat expression reactions on my post(s)
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I usually don't like using that 😐 reaction, but my daughter has autism and finds enjoyment in things that leave people going
so, if it makes you happy....
there ya go, I left 1.
Come on CC family, he needs 1 more!
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
I usually don't like using that 😐 reaction, but my daughter has autism and finds enjoyment in things that leave people going
so, if it makes you happy....
there ya go, I left 1.
Come on CC family, he needs 1 more!
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That is cool that your daughter has autism (and yes, we all have our quirks). Is she analytical like me, like into math or science? I am, and enjoy learning about God's creation, our universe and the world around us.
 
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SanderB said:
That is cool that your daughter has autism (and yes, we all have our quirks). Is she analytical like me, like into math or science? I am, and enjoy learning about God's creation, our universe and the world around us.
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She hates math and science, but loves animals.
Well, when we do math and science for school (we homeschool) she does show some interest, but just enough to get through it.
And yes, we all have our quirks :D
I was informed by my pastors daughter (years ago) when we were at McDonald's after Wed. night service that the way I ate my meal was "strange" because I ate my (nice, fresh hot) fries first, one by one and then the burger (she ate hers a bite of burger, a handful of fries) :LOL: oh well, to each their own.
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
She hates math and science, but loves animals.
Well, when we do math and science for school (we homeschool) she does show some interest, but just enough to get through it.
And yes, we all have our quirks :D
I was informed by my pastors daughter (years ago) when we were at McDonald's after Wed. night service that the way I ate my meal was "strange" because I ate my (nice, fresh hot) fries first, one by one and then the burger (she ate hers a bite of burger, a handful of fries) :LOL: oh well, to each their own.
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It is good that your daughter cares about animals. We need more folks who have thought or appreciation about God's creations, and care for them. Also, that is a funny story about McDonald's. In fact, I don't like Mickey D's, except for their fries. So, on road trips, I ask for fries and nuggets. Maybe a shake. That's it. Culver's is much better, and I enjoy their fried cod.
 
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Well this is actually SATIRE in this day and age... but BabylonBee is always good for some Satirical Humor...
Has Your Baby Secretly Been Watching Jordan Peterson Videos? Here's How To Tell
SPONSORED·Jul 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
The Babylon Bee is here to provide you with the following list of red flags:
  1. He rejected the tyrannical confines of the womb: The escape is followed by a sojourn in the desert, aimless, confused, and deprived.
  2. He cries a lot: Does your baby cry on a daily basis? Several times each day, perhaps? Guess what--so does Jordan Peterson. Big red flag right there, bucko.
  3. His first words were "Archetypical themes are archetypical because they actually speak of the structure of human experience": If he's already philosophizing instead of saying "Mama" or "Dada," it's time to be concerned.
  4. He cleans his crib: A newborn taking the initiative to clean up his crib is a powerful metaphor that he is taking control of his life.
  5. He reads his children's picture Bible but says that Adam and Eve represent the dualistic nature of order and chaos present within each of us: Just read it and take it for what it says, kid. Sheesh.
  6. Finishes breastfeeding session by shouting "Up yours, woke bottle feeders!": We'll see who nurses who.
  7. Tells his grandmother "Sorry, not beautiful.": And no amount of authoritarian cheek-pinching is going to change that.
  8. He only eats meat-flavored baby food: You want him to eat vegetables? It's like, NO!
If your baby is exhibiting any of the signs listed above, take swift action immediately!
 
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Solemateleft said:
Well this is actually SATIRE in this day and age... but BabylonBee is always good for some Satirical Humor...
Has Your Baby Secretly Been Watching Jordan Peterson Videos? Here's How To Tell
SPONSORED·Jul 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
The Babylon Bee is here to provide you with the following list of red flags:
  1. He rejected the tyrannical confines of the womb: The escape is followed by a sojourn in the desert, aimless, confused, and deprived.
  2. He cries a lot: Does your baby cry on a daily basis? Several times each day, perhaps? Guess what--so does Jordan Peterson. Big red flag right there, bucko.
  3. His first words were "Archetypical themes are archetypical because they actually speak of the structure of human experience": If he's already philosophizing instead of saying "Mama" or "Dada," it's time to be concerned.
  4. He cleans his crib: A newborn taking the initiative to clean up his crib is a powerful metaphor that he is taking control of his life.
  5. He reads his children's picture Bible but says that Adam and Eve represent the dualistic nature of order and chaos present within each of us: Just read it and take it for what it says, kid. Sheesh.
  6. Finishes breastfeeding session by shouting "Up yours, woke bottle feeders!": We'll see who nurses who.
  7. Tells his grandmother "Sorry, not beautiful.": And no amount of authoritarian cheek-pinching is going to change that.
  8. He only eats meat-flavored baby food: You want him to eat vegetables? It's like, NO!
If your baby is exhibiting any of the signs listed above, take swift action immediately!
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I recently discovered the Babylon Bee, and it reminds me of the Onion. Both are funny newspapers, that are satirical.
 
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TabinRivCA said:
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Something my ex would do, bless his heart😬
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Not so great on style points but the ingenuity is off the charts. I'm personally filing this idea away for a rainy day.
Perhaps I would have duct-taped my buddy to the car or secured him with a few bungee cords, but looks simple enough.
 
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