can you guys post something funny please?

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A guy walked into a diner, there was an old guy sitting at a table and a terrier lying on the carpet beside him. Trying to be friendly he said 'Does your dog bite?'.

The old guy said 'No!'

So the guy bent down to pat the terrier, it went berserk and nearly ripped his hand off. Finally the guy fought it off. 'I thought you said your dog did not bite?'

The old guy answered 'That is not my dog!'

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patient: "doctor, i keep stealing things".
doctor: "take these pills for 1 week, if they don't do anything, get me a color t.v."!
 
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Genipher said:
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I had to laugh even harder at this because the same day I saw this, about an hour later (without having seen this) my kids had this exact conversation :LOL::LOL: (one of my boys is super, super intelligent. His sense of humor is very funny - if you understand all the smarties stuff he draws it from)
10 yr old (yelling down the hall) "MOM! CAN I GO OUTSIDE!?"
13 yr old (correcting his younger brother) CAN you? Are you capable of doing that? Why don't you go ask mom if you MAY go outside now, and maybe she will say ' yes', but I don't know if you CAN. CAN you go ask mom? Are you capable of asking mom? I don't think you CAN.. I think you're just going to run outside without even asking if you MAY go out to play. You really should go ask mom if you MAY go outsiiii..."
Me (getting somewhat annoyed but trying not to laugh) "GET OUT OUT OF HERE YOU TWO!"
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
I had to laugh even harder at this because the same day I saw this, about an hour later (without having seen this) my kids had this exact conversation :LOL::LOL: (one of my boys is super, super intelligent. His sense of humor is very funny - if you understand all the smarties stuff he draws it from)
10 yr old (yelling down the hall) "MOM! CAN I GO OUTSIDE!?"
13 yr old (correcting his younger brother) CAN you? Are you capable of doing that? Why don't you go ask mom if you MAY go outside now, and maybe she will say ' yes', but I don't know if you CAN. CAN you go ask mom? Are you capable of asking mom? I don't think you CAN.. I think you're just going to run outside without even asking if you MAY go out to play. You really should go ask mom if you MAY go outsiiii..."
Me (getting somewhat annoyed but trying not to laugh) "GET OUT OUT OF HERE YOU TWO!"
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That is funny.
 
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