can you guys post something funny please?

[Solemateleft]

 

[Godsgirl1983]

5+5+5= 550 ?! What?
Drawing just one line makes this true.
I think I'm going to try this on my super intelligent son...
um without betting the $$$ (because he'll probably figure it out too)

https://youtube.com/shorts/_AzRAb3ppy0?si=Umlh7olJl55rULbN

 

[oldman]

 

[TabinRivCA]

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He didn't get your memo....keep it simple🤣

 

[Stan_the_Man]

The eclipse coming in April, it's all just a big cover up!

 

[Solemateleft]

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[Stan_the_Man]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .

 

[Stan_the_Man]

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Why did the conspiracy theorist have such strong legs?

Because he spent so much time jumping to conclusions

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists?

They're out to convince all naan believers.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

A blind man and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar

The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

What do you call a constipated conspiracy theorist?

An anti-laxxer!

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Conspiracy theorists are like, “If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...”

It’s a government surveillance drone.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?

They're both full of baloney.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Someone asked me if I was one of those conspiracy theorists"

I replied, "why, who are you working for?"

 

[Stan_the_Man]

I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're stupid fools!?

I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.

 

[Solemateleft]

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[Solemateleft]

LOL... Do you realize that you are posting on the wrong thread here...
LOL, this is intended as a family friendly forum for someone that originated this thread because they were in a place in their lives that they asked for their fellow Christians to help post something funny as a means to help them escape the issues we face in the real world...

Someone asked me if I was one of those conspiracy theorists"

I replied, "why, who are you working for?"

I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're stupid fools!?

I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Those were funny jokes about conspiracy theorists!

You know, humor

 

[Solemateleft]

Those were funny jokes about conspiracy theorists!
You know, humor

What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?
They're both full of baloney.

The funniest part about these Conspiracy Theory jokes is that (while some of them are actually funny) it's even Funnier than you realize - because it's as if you have been living in a cave the past 3.5 years - when all the Conspiracies were proven as TRUE Conspiracies... And it's funny, because you think that your attempt at these jokes is aimed at trying to put the Gene back in the Bottle... lol
The proof that your efforts to disparage all the FOLKS who have helped to PROVE the DS Conspiracies is buried in the OUTCOME...
Everytime the DS attempts to perform and hide their corruption - TRUMP's popularity rating only sky rocket - BECAUSE the PEOPLE are AWAKE to the DS Plants attacks and attempts at Dis-Information and Mis-Information...
LOL, it really is comical...