can you guys post something funny please?
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A Soviet boy was was talking to his dad and asked:
"Dad, can I borrow the car keys?"
"Sure" the dad replies, "but don't lose them. We don't get the car for another 7 years."
The Communists’ long term goals to infiltrate the USA were established decades ago. On Jan. 10, 1963, a list of 45 communist goals was read into the Congressional Record Appendix, pp. A34-A35.
Some of the communist goals included:
4. Permit trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation.
7. Grant recognition of Red China.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the U.S.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations.
20. Infiltrate the press.
22. Continue discrediting American culture.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio and TV.
28. Eliminate prayer or any form of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of “separation of church and state.”
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old-fashioned, out of step with modern needs.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers.
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from police to social agencies.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition.
Look up the rest of the list see how many more have come to pass.
Over the years, Communist regimes have been responsible for over 100,000,000 deaths killing political opposition and citizens that dare to speak out against their tyrannical authoritarian rule.
According to a recent study by the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation, nearly 40 percent of Americans 16-40 believe the Communist Manifesto guarantees freedom more than the Declaration of Independence.
Where did the younger generations learn this?
John R. Davis
https://www.newsandsentinel.com/opi.../08/have-the-communists-achieved-their-goals/
"Dad, can I borrow the car keys?"
"Sure" the dad replies, "but don't lose them. We don't get the car for another 7 years."
The Communists’ long term goals to infiltrate the USA were established decades ago. On Jan. 10, 1963, a list of 45 communist goals was read into the Congressional Record Appendix, pp. A34-A35.
Some of the communist goals included:
4. Permit trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation.
7. Grant recognition of Red China.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the U.S.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations.
20. Infiltrate the press.
22. Continue discrediting American culture.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio and TV.
28. Eliminate prayer or any form of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of “separation of church and state.”
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old-fashioned, out of step with modern needs.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers.
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from police to social agencies.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition.
Look up the rest of the list see how many more have come to pass.
Over the years, Communist regimes have been responsible for over 100,000,000 deaths killing political opposition and citizens that dare to speak out against their tyrannical authoritarian rule.
According to a recent study by the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation, nearly 40 percent of Americans 16-40 believe the Communist Manifesto guarantees freedom more than the Declaration of Independence.
Where did the younger generations learn this?
John R. Davis
https://www.newsandsentinel.com/opi.../08/have-the-communists-achieved-their-goals/
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https://www.ethanallen.org/45_communist_goals_from_58_years_ago
Q: How did the Soviet Union plan to land men on the Sun?
A: They'd go at night.
In a Soviet classroom, an elementary school teacher was talking about the greatness of Lenin. She asks the students "now, children, how many of you have portraits of Lenin on your walls?"
All of the children but one raise their hand.
The teacher asks again, "how many of you have portraits of Lenin on your walls?"
Again, all of the children but one raise their hand.
The teacher then asks the one child "how come you do not have a portrait of Lenin on your wall?"
The little boy replies "our family sleeps in the middle of the room."
https://forums.civfanatics.com/threads/favorite-communist-jokes.90927/
Q: How did the Soviet Union plan to land men on the Sun?
A: They'd go at night.
In a Soviet classroom, an elementary school teacher was talking about the greatness of Lenin. She asks the students "now, children, how many of you have portraits of Lenin on your walls?"
All of the children but one raise their hand.
The teacher asks again, "how many of you have portraits of Lenin on your walls?"
Again, all of the children but one raise their hand.
The teacher then asks the one child "how come you do not have a portrait of Lenin on your wall?"
The little boy replies "our family sleeps in the middle of the room."
https://forums.civfanatics.com/threads/favorite-communist-jokes.90927/
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That's something every American should refresh their memories with from time to time, especially before every election.
I gave my nephew a vintage first edition book I read on my own in highschool on Communism by J Edgar Hoover. I'm not a fan of forcing biometric identification on every American as he was, nor a few other related issues. However, he wrote the text book on the subject of Communism at the time and I have seen the John Birch Society books as good resources too.
I am sceptical as to whether America with go back to practicing the Bible based viewpoints and Republican form of gt that they used to. Perhaps the trend towards full blown Marxism will be reversed somewhat, with the Lord's help of course.
Parents, grandparents and preachers will be the leaders if it's going to happen though.
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The race to space had both Soviets and NASA researching ways to write without gravity. Hundreds of millions of dollars of research went into the invention of the ball point space pen that did not require gravity, just a pressurized ink cartridge to work .
The Soviets invested zero into that and decided on a pencil.
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During a church service, the priest asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Susie stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”
There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.
“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”
The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.
“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief.
The priest rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”
She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”
There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.
“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”
The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.
“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief.
The priest rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”
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