can you guys post something funny please?
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!"
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!"
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
This is hilarious 
Andre Antunes is a genius. That woman at the 1:40 mark looks the most possessed of these crazy people...
Andre Antunes is a genius. That woman at the 1:40 mark looks the most possessed of these crazy people...
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This is hilarious
Andre Antunes is a genius. That woman at the 1:40 mark looks the most possessed of these crazy people...
She looked like a demon
I guess that saying "demon-crats" applies here.
^Imma rob Moses' post in reference to these people.
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My old Christian Filipino friend use to call them demon-crats. One day, he kinda just changed as a person. He was really into politics at the time and stopped talking about Jesus. It was like his pleasantness went away. Not sure what happened to him but he did live in the community next to me. I don’t know if he died or what, cause he was pretty old. His wife was sweet and was a famous singer in the philipines. She taught me and the choir how to sing properly, by using the Holy Spirit. It was an absolute gift from God.
My dad calls them dumb-acrats, blue hairs or libtards lol
Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
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Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
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At least it’ll be easier for Christian single men, who know scripture, when they have their moment of status and success in life, to completely avoid these women at all costs.
="Solemateleft, "Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
That reminds me of I Corinthians 11.
5But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
Then they have this example of their finest example of a masculine 4 Star Admiral.
14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
I don't care if guys grow long hair, but come on man....what was bidn' thinking?
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
That reminds me of I Corinthians 11.
5But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
Then they have this example of their finest example of a masculine 4 Star Admiral.
14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
I don't care if guys grow long hair, but come on man....what was bidn' thinking?
Some people just seem to need a group of people to hate. They are unhappy unless they have some group to focus their anger on.
I don't understand it, but I think I'm glad I don't.
One problem with that nature verse. Cutting hair is not natural. Long hair is nature,natural.="Solemateleft, "Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
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That reminds me of I Corinthians 11.
5But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
Then they have this example of their finest example of a masculine 4 Star Admiral.
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14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
I don't care if guys grow long hair, but come on man....what was bidn' thinking?
That image is of the guy who put his mother in a private nursing care home so she would be free if her former digs,a public access facility,where COVID-19 patients would be transfered to. Thus putting the elderly and infirm at risk of contracting the virus. Which many did and died.
Sometimes people just need a Friendly Intervention or Exorcism to cleanse their soul's of bad spirits...Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
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I think the people in the meltdowns goes metal video (post 6965) were scarier
For some reason, as soon as I read "they're shaving their heads", I heard it in my head as Trump's voice to the viral hit tunes of "they're eating the cats".Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.
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But, but, but - whateverintheworld makes you think they pray...???
Unless, of course - I don't know - maybe they might pray to Molech...?
