can you guys post something funny please?

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True story...

My sister worked at a day care. Her first job in the morning was to open the car door for the kids when they arrived. One morning, she opened the door and heard the kid say, "What happened to all the stupid idiots?" The mother said, "They only come out when your dad drives."
 

Lynx

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True story...

My sister worked at a day care. Her first job in the morning was to open the car door for the kids when they arrived. One morning, she opened the door and heard the kid say, "What happened to all the stupid idiots?" The mother said, "They only come out when your dad drives."
Reminds me of a story another mother told. She was driving her daughter home after ball practice. It was much later in the day than they usually drove home, and traffic was much lighter than normal.

The daughter had been quiet almost the whole trip. Suddenly as they got close to their home she asked, "Mom are YOU ever the idiot?"

Sigh...