can you guys post something funny please?

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What is this world coming to when children are scaring grown adults to death with such threats involving GUNS??? 😳
a "mandatory psychological evaluation' for a 5 year old playing with/talking about her Hello Kitty toy?
Me thinks those uneducated, over reactive 'adults' doing this :poop: to her needs a psychological evaluation
 
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This is what goes on in the hood folks!

The gangstas are are getting younger every year.
Thanks to brave teachers like Karen, schools are safer.
Thank you Karen! 😩

Young Inner City Gangsta
"pointing a 'gun' making shooting sounds COULD BE uncomfortable"...
lady, if your uncomfortable with a 5 year old boy doing what 5 year old boys naturally do, then you have noooooo business being in a profession that is dominated by 5 year old boys
:rolleyes:
 

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"pointing a 'gun' making shooting sounds COULD BE uncomfortable"...
lady, if your uncomfortable with a 5 year old boy doing what 5 year old boys naturally do, then you have noooooo business being in a profession that is dominated by 5 year old boys
:rolleyes:
Much of the Western world has been seeking to feminise men for decades. And succeeding, hence the gender blender mess. When some people have a meltdown because you don't use their preferred pronoun, you know society is in deep trouble
 
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a "mandatory psychological evaluation' for a 5 year old playing with/talking about her Hello Kitty toy?
Me thinks those uneducated, over reactive 'adults' doing this :poop: to her needs a psychological evaluation

Agreed, Your reason is #55 in why I still don't recommend public schools. In spite of the many good teachers and principals in some schools, an unbiblical world view dominates the majority. In these special cases, the teachers and admin that react to toys and food shapes have no business around children.
 
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What's wrong with that boy!?
Pencils aren't guns for shooting...













they're knives for stabbing
(in my years of working in early childhood, and experience with cognitive differently developed individuals, I have never seen/felt one as a gun. They've always been used to stab)
:unsure: what's next? Schools are going to ban pencils because the stabbing could hurt people?
Oh wait! They already have started doing away with pencils; I mean why do kids need to learn to write/ They can just type everything.

No, they don't need to learn to write so they can sign their name; they can just scribble a pen across a tablet or wiggle their fingers across a mouse and call it their signature.

Okay, this is really turned into a funny/not funny theme here...
trying to step off the soap box here :LOL:
 
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What's wrong with that boy!?
Pencils aren't guns for shooting...


they're knives for stabbing
(in my years of working in early childhood, and experience with cognitive differently developed individuals, I have never seen/felt one as a gun. They've always been used to stab)
:unsure: what's next? Schools are going to ban pencils because the stabbing could hurt people?
Oh wait! They already have started doing away with pencils; I mean why do kids need to learn to write/ They can just type everything.

No, they don't need to learn to write so they can sign their name; they can just scribble a pen across a tablet or wiggle their fingers across a mouse and call it their signature.

Okay, this is really turned into a funny/not funny theme here...
trying to step off the soap box here :LOL:
I was stabbed with a pencil once. Somehow while standing in line at school for who knows what, I was jostled
and then noticed I had a pencil protruding and hanging from my upper left arm. I can still see the lead mark
about sixty years later LOL. Anyways, I looked down to see this pencil just hanging there, and I casually said
to the owner of the pencil, something like, "Please remove your pencil from my arm."
.:unsure::giggle::LOL::ROFL::LOL::giggle:
 

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yeah, so one might think that bottles having a neck might be easier to grab ahold of than a ball, yet he still dropped them :p
They are called 'Juggling Clubs' - and, I believe he dropped them on purpose as part of the act... :p (including the 'kid' one)
 

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Oh wait - perhaps I should have not posted that information...? Now, someone will try to have them outlawed for fear a juggler might [want to] "club" someone with one of them... :rolleyes:
Reminds me of an old country song about card playing.

I gave her my heart and a diamond
And she clubbed me with a spade
 
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They are called 'Juggling Clubs
Yeah, I figured they had a proper name :)
oh and
and, I believe he dropped them on purpose as part of the act......(including the 'kid' one)




Oh wait - perhaps I should have not posted that information...? Now, someone will try to have them outlawed for fear a juggler might [want to] "club" someone with one of them... :rolleyes:
Are you sure that wasn't suppose to read as:

Oh wait - perhaps I should have not posted that information...? Now, GG will try to have them outlawed for fear a juggler might [want to] "club" ME with one of them... :p
 
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I was stabbed with a pencil once. Somehow while standing in line at school for who knows what, I was jostled
and then noticed I had a pencil protruding and hanging from my upper left arm. I can still see the lead mark
about sixty years later LOL. Anyways, I looked down to see this pencil just hanging there, and I casually said
to the owner of the pencil, something like, "Please remove your pencil from my arm."
.:unsure::giggle::LOL::ROFL::LOL::giggle:

That' was as cool as a Sarah O'Connor line .
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I have two similar experiences.
The first was in first grade so it's kind of vague. I was sitting on the floor with a freshly sharpened pencil.
I think what happened was that kids were running around and bumped into me, stabbing me in the knee.
I also have the graphite mark ....hey!
I don't look at my knees that often.
It looks like that finally went away.
I guess when Mom kissed it back then, it really did make it better.
It just took a while. 😄