can you guys post something funny please?
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A bald guy walked into a general store.
'Do you know where I can get a Toupée?'
The shop assistant looked surprised and said 'Not off the top of my head!'
What do you call a barber who only cuts bald people’s hair? Unemployed.
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”
What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!
How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they were free of charge!
What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
'Do you know where I can get a Toupée?'
The shop assistant looked surprised and said 'Not off the top of my head!'
What do you call a barber who only cuts bald people’s hair? Unemployed.
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”
What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!
How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they were free of charge!
What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
Aw man! Missing that WINNER ribbon reaction right now
Isn't funny how Cortez so played the part that she replaced Dumb Blonde Jokes?
May many meet Chuck Norris in Heaven one day.
I SO have to pass this onto my kids school staff
A few weeks ago they had a secret spirit wear week.
Instead of the kids wearing different pre-planned themed things throughout the week, the staff did it (without telling the kids) and the kids were left guessing what the theme was. One of them was drink from something that's not a water bottle.
