can you guys post something funny please?

[Godsgirl1983]

Do we have a one for pick up lines?

I remember one not too long ago, within 6 months to a year, maybe.
When I try to search by title though, I'm finding much much older stuff
Some funny lines in there though that's for sure.

I see, really? are you confessing to a crush on their math teacher? lol

oh no no no no no no no. GG don't play like that.
But their math teacher is fantastic at teaching math! Within a 10 minute parent teacher conference he had me understanding stuff, or at least having a better idea about stuff, that would've left me in school. ANd it's not because I'm older and have better understanding of things now.
I have 2 kiddos with learning disabilities and they are rocking it in math class because he actually teaches and does so in ways all types of learners can understand.

 

[Karlon]

Wow,

i was born with very poor eyesight. learning is 83% vision!

 

[Magenta]

Yeah they reversed 2 words, but it's so subtle you don't catch it unless your really paying attention.

I still don't get it... LOL

 

[Godsgirl1983]

out of the mouths of babes

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

 

[Amargosa]

 

[faithlife]

 

[Amargosa]

 

[Caan]

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

Good thing this autopilot stopped after veering through the wreck. If someone was driving the car they might have stopped when they saw flames and smoke a couple hundred yards back!

 

[RodB651]

 

[GaryA]

i was born with very poor eyesight. learning is 83% vision!

Are you sure that what you read was not 33, 35, 53, 55, 63, or 65?

 

[RodB651]

 

[Karlon]

Are you sure that what you read was not 33, 35, 53, 55, 63, or 65?

you are forgiven.

 

[YouOnlyLiveTwice]

One time I put goggles on at the beach and there were two $20 brush back and forth on the sand in the water.

I ended up going to Barnes and nobles that day and buying a few tech magazines

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

One time I put goggles on at the beach and there were two $20 brush back and forth on the sand in the water.

I ended up going to Barnes and nobles that day and buying a few tech magazines

That's a great find!
I've seen people go out with metal detectors and search for sea shells. You scored a better one.

 

[GaryA]

you are forgiven.

Sorry brother - I thought you would find that to be funny. That is all I was after.

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

 

[Karlon]

Sorry brother - I thought you would find that to be funny. That is all I was after.

NO, NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!! poor vision is the worst to deal with. i used to want to kill people who made fun of my thick glasses & poor vision & i knew the right people to do it & they never would have been caught either. the mockery was extremely devastating & that's on top of being beaten tremendously when we were kids by our parents. heck, i'll bet nobody on CC had a worse childhood than my brothers & !!! that was all before i became a born again Christian in 1993. truthfully, i was very surprised that the 1st issue Jesus spoke to me about was forgiveness. in about May or June of 93', i became a Christian. a picture of forgiveness entered my mind & a miracle took place: it was done, all over with!!!. i never even had to try to forgive people, it just happened, certainly a miracle from God!!!!!!

 

[Charlesiii]

i was born with very poor eyesight. learning is 83% vision!

I can attest to this. Sometimes, I'd have to read the same chapter or section in a book 5 - 7 times to get it to stick, but I couldn't have done it without vision. I could remember stories from verbal accounts, but the more technical the detail, the more I needed to see it to understand it.