can you guys post something funny please?

[HealthAndHappiness]

This was me at this age, except it was in Dad's car.
He left it running and told me in the passenger seat to not touch any controls while he went into the house to get something. That gear shifter was just too tempting!

It was going over the hill when he stopped it just in time!

 

[BillG]

I told my daughter she needed to check her attitude.
This girl looked at me and said "For product complaints, contact the manufacturer"

 

[BillG]

My wife texted me when I was at the store & asked me to grab one of those drinks with her name on it.

So I bought her a can of monster, and that's how the right started.

 

[BillG]

Sitting here trying to figure out how the cemetery can raise prices.
And blame it on "The cost of living"

 

[BillG]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.

 

[Godsgirl1983]

 

[CarriePie]

 

[CarriePie]

 

[dkontner]

Is the 'w' in 'two' because they forgot to put it in 'one'?

 

[BillG]

I asked my grandad after 65 years you still call Grandmar darling, beautiful and honey.

What's the secret?
He replied, "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"

 

[BillG]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabels ear and she said,

"Mabel did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?
Mabel answered, I have a suppository?
She pulled it out and stated it out and stated at it.
Then she said "Ethel I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is"

 

[BillG]

I'm asked my boss "What do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?
He replied "just pop it in the corner, 4 hours it took me!!!

 

[BillG]

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "Your next"
So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.

 

[Solemateleft]

lol!!!

 

[Godsgirl1983]

This had me crying

 

[RodB651]

 

[Godsgirl1983]

 

[Godsgirl1983]

 

[Godsgirl1983]

 

[Godsgirl1983]