A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We’re going to build a house.”
can you guys post something funny please?
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Why was there never a wooden car, with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
Because it wooden go!
Because it wooden go!
What's wrong with this image? (other than having Mr. Beast?).
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Well, did anyone notice the man hit an evolutionary state and developed a third arm to assist in all those hours of work?
Mom's everywhere are hopeful!!!!!.
Oh wait, no. Nope! Never mind!
That's just one of them AI generated pics right there
..thanks fact checker people...I was on the fence there for awhile ...
God shall smite thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to judge me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law?"
"Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel."
Jesus was delivering a rapid-fire, rhyming tongue-twister. He was telling the crowd: "You strain out a galma, but you gulp down a gamla!". His audience would have burst out laughing at the clever, biting rhyme
Jesus was delivering a rapid-fire, rhyming tongue-twister. He was telling the crowd: "You strain out a galma, but you gulp down a gamla!". His audience would have burst out laughing at the clever, biting rhyme
"It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to puppies
."You're right, Lord! But even the puppies get the table scraps when the kids drop their food!".
To be more accurate
Jesus, I will say gave her a smile and a wink setting her at ez to reply, to touch Jesus
."You're right, Lord! But even the puppies get the table scraps when the kids drop their food!".
To be more accurate
Jesus, I will say gave her a smile and a wink setting her at ez to reply, to touch Jesus
The Hidden Joke: Under Roman law (Angaria), an occupying Roman soldier had the legal right to force any Jewish civilian to carry his heavy 60-pound military pack—but strictly for exactly one Roman mile. If the soldier forced them to carry it a step further, the soldier could be severely disciplined or punished by his superiors for breaking military protocol. By willingly walking a second mile, the civilian completely flipped the power dynamic, leaving the Roman soldier panicking and begging for his pack back so he wouldn't get court-martialed
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This is refer to Jesus saying s. Even the legion was wit joke too it's related to Roman rule chk it out you may stumble across Roasting too then see if you find that also ,it was ppopular starting about AD70 choosen books we're already previously written
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This is refer to Jesus saying s. Even the legion was wit joke too it's related to Roman rule chk it out you may stumble across Roasting too then see if you find that also ,it was ppopular starting about AD70 choosen books we're already previously written
