can you guys post something funny please?
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Ya know, at first I'm thinking about how sweet this is, being that it's likely a beloved pet and all...A bad day at work is healed if you walk your chicken
then I scrolled down, saw the rest of the pic and all I could see was those legs hanging down.
I'll leave it to your imaginations to ponder on what my next thoughts were
I'm weird. My first thought looking at the chickens feet was,they would be even cuter wearing tiny high top sneakers.Ya know, at first I'm thinking about how sweet this is, being that it's likely a beloved pet and all...
then I scrolled down, saw the rest of the pic and all I could see was those legs hanging down.
I'll leave it to your imaginations to ponder on what my next thoughts were
But, I get ya.
Sülze = meat jelly.
It's true. Humans will eat anything that doesn't eat us first. Snails!
Seriously. SNAILS?
We have something in the South called scrapple, and another something called souse. And another something called baloney, and even worse IMITATION baloney. Because baloney is imitation meat, but that wasn't cheap enough...Sülze = meat jelly.
Snails!
But for using unused parts of an animal and trying to pass it off as meat, nothing beats McDonald's sausage..
And suddenly, just like that, the teeny tiny little bit of me that once in a blue moon liked to sneak away to McD's after taking kids to school to have some quiet alone time and actually get to eat something in peace has gone away
Ahh don't be sad @seoulsearch...
I was actually laughing while writing
by the time I get a chance to do that again, I'll probably have long forgotten lynx's comment
I was actually laughing while writing
And suddenly, just like that, the teeny tiny little bit of me that once in a blue moon liked to sneak away to McD's after taking kids to school to have some quiet alone time and actually get to eat something in peace has gone away
by the time I get a chance to do that again, I'll probably have long forgotten lynx's comment
Try the fish. It's actually the most honest food at a McDonald's. A rectangle cut out of a genuine fillet of a real piece of fish.And suddenly, just like that, the teeny tiny little bit of me that once in a blue moon liked to sneak away to McD's after taking kids to school to have some quiet alone time and actually get to eat something in peace has gone away
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
He's all right now.
True story:
My dad lost his left foot due to diabetes. But as the old Pepsi commercial said, he still had the right one baby. He was still hopping mad about it though.
Then he lost the right one too. Now he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
But he got one artificial foot, and the other one is in the works. So he is working on getting his feet back under him.
On the other hand he is almost 71 years old, so even with these artificial feet he will be on his last legs.
This whole post is a true story.
That's pretty much every commercial grade sausage.And suddenly, just like that, the teeny tiny little bit of me that once in a blue moon liked to sneak away to McD's after taking kids to school to have some quiet alone time and actually get to eat something in peace has gone away
The one about getting paid medical leave for a sick pet in Italy, that's not a joke. I just looked it up.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.
Yes we arson.