can you guys post something funny please?
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German shepherds are awesome! Mine brought me a baby squirrel that fell out of a tree.
Oh man! Bet I know what they thought might have been going on
AKWARD! No wonder he started by asking "Uh, you're a hairstylist?"
AmenOh man! Bet I know what they thought might have been going on
AKWARD! No wonder he started by asking "Uh, you're a hairstylist?"
I had an irish sitter bring me a baby squirrel that had been blown out out its nest during a bad thunderstorm. A hairless tail sticking out of his mouth. Baby was not breathing so mouth to mouth resperation and cpr brought him back. Raised him with very limited human contact for about 12 weeks then drove way out of the city and well off the highway and released him. Left his temporary cage as well
Like my accountant says, a misplaced decimal can make things a hundred times worse.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about reaching for the stars, it’s that famous people don’t like to be grabbed.
Widower at the World Cup Final
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks the guy on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there.
The guy shakes his head and says, “No. The seat’s empty.” The man can’t believe what he’s hearing. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?”
The other guy says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This will be the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”
The man says, “I’m so sorry to hear that, buddy. That’s terrible…
But couldn’t you find someone else to come with you? A friend, a relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?”
The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks the guy on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there.
The guy shakes his head and says, “No. The seat’s empty.” The man can’t believe what he’s hearing. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?”
The other guy says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This will be the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”
The man says, “I’m so sorry to hear that, buddy. That’s terrible…
But couldn’t you find someone else to come with you? A friend, a relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?”
The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
Not good to be drinking coffee when one reads this!