can you guys post something funny please?
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He cracks me up!No,dude you're far from OK.
Crazy Eyes, Steve B. one heck of an actor.
A Christian missionary was visiting with remote Inuit (aka, Eskimo) people in the Arctic, and had explained to a native fisherman that if one believed in Jesus, one would go to Heaven, while those who didn't, would go to hell.
The Inuit asked, "What about all the people who have never heard of your Jesus? Are they all going to Hell?'
The missionary explained, "No, of course not. God would never send anyone to Hell who'd never heard of Jesus."
The Inuit replied, "So why did you tell me?"
The Inuit asked, "What about all the people who have never heard of your Jesus? Are they all going to Hell?'
The missionary explained, "No, of course not. God would never send anyone to Hell who'd never heard of Jesus."
The Inuit replied, "So why did you tell me?"
A man walks into a lumber yard and asks the clerk for some 2x4s.
The clerk responds, "How long do you need them?"
The man replies, "A long time, I'm building a house."
The clerk responds, "How long do you need them?"
The man replies, "A long time, I'm building a house."
I went to a silent auction.
I came home with a dog whistle and two mimes.
I came home with a dog whistle and two mimes.
Dad: Didn't I tell you to stay out of that cave yesterday?
Son: I did stay out of the cave yesterday.
Son: I did stay out of the cave yesterday.
Three men were at the gates of heaven, but there was only room for one person. St Peter asked each of them how they died, and the best story got through.
Man 1: I was adamant my wife was cheating. I came up to my apartment on the 24th floor and walked in, only to find my wife by herself. I was pleasantly surprised until I saw a man hanging off the edge of the balcony by just his fingers. I went over to him with a hammer and hit his hands until he let go. He fell in some bushes, and was still alive, so I grabbed my fridge and lifted it over the edge so it would fall on him. And after all that heavy lifting, I died of a heart attack.
“Oh that is terrible”, said St Peter as he turned to the next man, “what about you?”
Man 2: well I was on my 25th floor balcony doing some yoga and I fell over the edge! I was hanging on by just my fingers when I saw a man coming over, I was so relieved! But then he started hammering my fingers and I fell in a bush. I was alive but very sore. He then threw a fridge over the edge on to me, and here I am”
“That is just terrible,” said St Peter. “What about you?” He asked man number 3.
Man 3 says, “Well I was hiding in a fridge.”
Man 1: I was adamant my wife was cheating. I came up to my apartment on the 24th floor and walked in, only to find my wife by herself. I was pleasantly surprised until I saw a man hanging off the edge of the balcony by just his fingers. I went over to him with a hammer and hit his hands until he let go. He fell in some bushes, and was still alive, so I grabbed my fridge and lifted it over the edge so it would fall on him. And after all that heavy lifting, I died of a heart attack.
“Oh that is terrible”, said St Peter as he turned to the next man, “what about you?”
Man 2: well I was on my 25th floor balcony doing some yoga and I fell over the edge! I was hanging on by just my fingers when I saw a man coming over, I was so relieved! But then he started hammering my fingers and I fell in a bush. I was alive but very sore. He then threw a fridge over the edge on to me, and here I am”
“That is just terrible,” said St Peter. “What about you?” He asked man number 3.
Man 3 says, “Well I was hiding in a fridge.”
A father was washing his car with his son. After they were done, his son asked, "Couldn't we have used a sponge?"
My neighbor got a new Mustang for his wife. He said it was the best trade he ever made.
As a married woman who loves horses,I could consider that trade.
Cartoon channel classics. One of the best channel on TV.
