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NukePooch
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Her: "So, did you leave the little lady at home this evening?" - Saying this in the hope that I'll answer "there is no little lady", thereby giving her an opportunity to get a foot in the door. Deceptive. Cowardly. No thanks. Go fish sweetheart.
Just respond that "...she's chained to the floor of the van, why do you ask?
Problem solved.
(Of course, that might create new problems, but there you go.)