Here's one But you have to follow these instructions EXACTLY! 1st Put on some comfortable clothing. 2nd leave the house using either the front, side, or back door. U can even use the window...just don't forget to raise the glass and get a running start!
3rd go to the store using ur fav method of transportation be it walk, bike, piggy-back ride. I don't care which you use! Just get to that store!
4th When you get to the store, enter and get to the candy aisle quick!
Lastly...The most important step! Walk passed the "regular" choco bars. We're looking for the one's that say organic. If it don't say organic...no touchy touch! Did u find it? Good! Now get it home quick!...Wait! come back here! U gotta pay for that!
Now eat it slowly...very...very... scandalously...slowly, Enjoy!