Christian Insults

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Lynx

Lynx

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It has been kind of quiet lately. Let's run this one and see how it goes.

What kind of Christian insults can you think of?

"You're so carnal, you think strip mining is a sex show."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm not as carnal as YOU, because you'll notice I didn't think of that joke. YOU did."

"Slow it down, leadfoot! You drive like Jehu!"

"Cool it bruh. You remind me of Elijah. He got carried away too."
 
Lynx said:
It has been kind of quiet lately. Let's run this one and see how it goes.

What kind of Christian insults can you think of?

"You're so carnal, you think strip mining is a sex show."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm not as carnal as YOU, because you'll notice I didn't think of that joke. YOU did."

"Slow it down, leadfoot! You drive like Jehu!"

"Cool it bruh. You remind me of Elijah. He got carried away too."
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Hmm... seoul liked it, shittim hated it and Rod facepalmed.

Good recommendations, all three. :D

"Did you see that new thread Lynx put up? Ugh! He's such a Nabal."

(What's even worse is how I looked up that verse. I couldn't be sure if it was Nabal or Nabol (I read Anne McCaffrey books) but I remembered David was swearing to kill every member of his family that pisseth against the wall - in other words, all the males. So I ran a search for "pisseth" and found it. It's in I Samuel 25, if you're interested. Now there was a real Nabal for you.)
 
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Another thread made me think of this - "Thou art of lesser worth, yet doubly as odious, as the bride price which David didst pay for the daughter of Saul."
 
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