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[FONT=verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica] Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.[/FONT]
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.[/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica] Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. [/FONT]
A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. [/FONT]
I have a long one.....(and I hope there are no lawyers on here...or future ones or otherwise that might be offended...lol)
here goes.....
One day God decides to call Satan to see how it is all going.
Satan replies that it has been really great since they got the new enginieer....they now have air conditioning, and escalators and many other new improvements.
God was taken aback and asked...how they got an engineer there, then said...you better send him back right away...there had to have been a mistake.
Satan says...no way!!
God says...you better send him back now or I am calling my attorney....Satan just laughs and says.....yea, yea,,,where are YOU going to find an attorney..?
here goes.....
One day God decides to call Satan to see how it is all going.
Satan replies that it has been really great since they got the new enginieer....they now have air conditioning, and escalators and many other new improvements.
God was taken aback and asked...how they got an engineer there, then said...you better send him back right away...there had to have been a mistake.
Satan says...no way!!
God says...you better send him back now or I am calling my attorney....Satan just laughs and says.....yea, yea,,,where are YOU going to find an attorney..?
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Jingle bells
Spending swells
Charge cards all the way.
Oh, what funit is to shop,
until you have to pay
Spending swells
Charge cards all the way.
Oh, what funit is to shop,
until you have to pay
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[FONT=verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica] Q: Who was the straightest man in the bible?
A: Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.[/FONT]
A: Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.[/FONT]
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Q: what did Adam and Eve do when they were expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: they raised Cain.
A: they raised Cain.
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[FONT=verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica] Q: Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
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A: Moses, because he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
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