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hahaha just ad christian to them....like....why did the christian chicken cross the road lol
 
hahahahahah i wonder if the chicken would mind me changin his name!! hes a liiiiiiiiiiittle touchy
 
LOL.......then how about heathen???....why did the heathen chicken cross the road??? LOL
 
I dunno missy....... me and chicken are gonna have to talk this one over! He gets really upsets and chases me around plucking at me!!
 
awwwww man .........I hate chickens like that....they have NO sense of humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*pretends she didn't read that*.....whistles doo doo bedoo......:D....lol
 
A little old lady went to bible study one evening and the verse talked about was Acts 2:38. She enjoyed the study, and as she went home the verse was all she thought about. When she arrived, she saw that her front door was open, and that there was someone inside. She was startled, and said the first thing that came to mind "Acts 2:38!" a thug came running out and sat docile until the police arrived. When asked why he had listened to the little old lady, the thug looked at them as if they were crazy. "Are you kidding? Would you argue with someone who had an ax and two thirty-eights?"
 
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
 
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Samson. He brought the house down.
 
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
 
Q: What did Adam say to Eve during one of their arguments?


A: "Don't forget who wears the plants in this family
 
What Kind of Food did Jesuseat after Fasting 40 days in the wilderness?????
Fast Food....

Hope no one did this Joke.....
 
:DWhy did Jesus know the Scriptures so well????

Thats easy. His Daddy Wrote them......
 
Q: What was the reason Cain didn't bring God the proper sacrifice?

A: He wasn't Abel
 
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