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e-Sword86

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More funny Christian Pick Up Lines...


Excuse me, is this pew taken?


Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket?


BibleGateway happens to be my homepage.


I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.


My favourite species of vegetation is the church plant.


What’s an xbox?


Why don't I have a bible dictionary? Well, I don't really need it.


Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.


As Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so I wish to protect you.


I arranged the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?


I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.


If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached.


Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.


I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.


What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?


I would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offetory basket.


If you were staying for the tribulation, I would consider staying too.. but then I would probably leave.
 
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missy2shoes

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[I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.]

hahaha liked that one ;)
 
seoulsearch

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(Sorry if this one is taken.)

For the Pentecostals:

"Hey Baby, I wanna lay hands on you!" (this was contributed by our youth pastor!) :)
 
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sweet_eyes

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If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached.
lol priceless!
 
whiteknite

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hahahahahaha that is a good one, but it could be a little dangerous. ROFL:rolleyes:
 
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e-Sword86

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missy2shoes said:
[I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.]

hahaha liked that one ;)
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Thought U might find this funny...

As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying,he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?" From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."
 
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Aya

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idk if this 1 is christian but my friend said he tryed it 'Do you have a map, coz im lost in ur eyes' yea he told me that she thought he was sweet.
(and sry if this 1 is taken)
 
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