A preacher was pulled over by a policeman for running a red light, and was discovered to be highly intixicated.
“What you you have in that thermos there? Wine?” The cop asked, pointing to an open and empty container in the passenger seat.
“No sir!!” The preacher insisted, “I swear to my Lord and Christ that it was nothing but water! Just water!”
The cop picked up the thermos and sniffed it, “smells like alcohol to me.”
A total look of shock covered the preacher’s face, “MY JESUS!!!” He shouted, jumping up and down. “My Jesus!!! HE’S done it AGAIN!!!!”
