Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I really tried to keep myself from telling you about the problem with my obscene bunions, but I just couldn't help it. You were so pretty, I thought, "Surely this is a girl who would care about my overgrown bunions!!"

If we have a date Seoulsearch, you better wear open-toed heels to showcase those bunions. Those are always second-date clinchers for me.

If you got'em, flaunt em!!!

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Descyple, "Rampant Ego-Mania" is its own obscene medical condition. j/k! j/k! If you're going to burden us with an obscene medical history, at least make it an accurate one.

AND, we don't want to hear about all the callouses you have from carrying around those mirrors all the time.

I have not yet tested positive for "Rampant Ego-Mania" Seoulsearch. The tests are back yet. But the doctor who did my tests is female, so I am pretty sure the results will be positive - lol.

 

[LightningClap0002]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Positive? You mean she fell for you before the test was even finished!? :O

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Positive? You mean she fell for you before the test was even finished!? :O

That's what happens LightningClap, when a man has overwhelming charm that completely mesmorizes women and temporarily disables there better judgment - lol.

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

That's what happens LightningClap, when a man has overwhelming charm that completely mesmorizes women and temporarily disables there better judgment - lol.

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

See what I'm saying LightningClap? Chrissy read my post, and my charm overwhelmed her and rendered her completely speechless!!!

It works everytime!!!

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

You guys are more than a little silly with your resonses, but, s'pose there's truth in the responses, i liked all your posts, as you can see , especially nods one of accidentally calling you his ex gf name, miladies, that happens and diplomatically end the date and if no diplomacy isvpossible, just get up and go ! He's got seeeeeereeeus izzzzzooooos .

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Another girl, I met thru eharmony, too, i gotvalong good online 2-3 montys of that fairly slow exchange emails way of talking and then the date to applebees was almost as bad as the food. She arrived with two of her close married friends but never told me ahead of time. I really wouldn't have cared that much if knew about them goingvwith her to apps. But, yeah, that left a sour taste in my stomach ,cas did the apps signature bbq ribs which were dry as a bone, i practically choked to death on them. On the brightcside, I did hit it off very well with the husband of her best friend.

 

[violakat]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

How about one that puts a stop before you even accept a date. "I made a bet that you would ..."

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

See what I'm saying LightningClap? Chrissy read my post, and my charm overwhelmed her and rendered her completely speechless!!!

It works everytime!!!

I don't think speechless is what your post rendered me. I'd go for biting my tongue to keep my sweet comments to myself.

 

[See_KING_Truth]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I had a female say to me one time "I'm not like other ho-bags" looking back that was a big red flag...

 

[NodMyHeadLikeYeah]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I had a female say to me one time "I'm not like other ho-bags" looking back that was a big red flag...

Hahahahahaha... im gonna have to use that one sometime

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I had a female say to me one time "I'm not like other ho-bags" looking back that was a big red flag...

Yes, not would it be any good of a line for ANY Christian guy, seekingHistruth.

'Course, like nods kinda maybe alluded, using that line to leave the building after quickly realizing the chemistry blends like water and oil mixed together is not a bad idea, miladies
Hey, that all gives me an idea for another thrrwd, thx, guys

 

[See_KING_Truth]

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Hahahahahaha... im gonna have to use that one sometime

All I have to say is don't be surprised if this tactic doesn't achieve your intended result lol. This girl supposedly said that on accident, but in reality I think her subconscious was speaking to me. Turns out she actually was as she said, accident or not.

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

How about one that puts a stop before you even accept a date. "I made a bet that you would ..."

???????
What you sayin', vKat?

Thinkin' of startin' yer own yarn are ya, I bet you won't do it

 

[violakat]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

???????
What you sayin', vKat?

Thinkin' of startin' yer own yarn are ya, I bet you won't do it

Well, this actually happened to me, Green. It's no yarn. Someone decided to make a bet with a co-worker about whether I would date him or not. To me, placing a bet on me is not cool.

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Well, this actually happened to me, Green. It's no yarn. Someone decided to make a bet with a co-worker about whether I would date him or not. To me, placing a bet on me is not cool.

h . That is a real 'oh,' isnt it , yeah, guys do that, i guess, it's that 'wild at heart' in we male species , it can be quite weird too; Christian guy not do that though, i don't think, no? I 've not done and would probably myself do that kind of bet, would I? .
Friendly sports bets of a $1000 bucks on the Seahawks smashing the Cowboys (playoffs to come this Jan., or, Texans, I'm nor picky who we mess with in Texas) is the only bets I make, vkat

 

[violakat]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

h . That is a real 'oh,' isnt it , yeah, guys do that, i guess, it's that 'wild at heart' in we male species , it can be quite weird too; Christian guy not do that though, i don't think, no? I 've not done and would probably myself do that kind of bet, would I? .
Friendly sports bets of a $1000 bucks on the Seahawks smashing the Cowboys (playoffs to come this Jan., or, Texans, I'm nor picky who we mess with in Texas) is the only bets I make, vkat

The Texans have a much better shot of going to the Super Bowl then the Cowboys. The Cowboys have to contend with Jerry Jones.

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I don't think speechless is what your post rendered me. I'd go for biting my tongue to keep my sweet comments to myself.

Chrissy, if reading my posts causes you to bite your tongue, you better invest in a mouth guard, because my posts won't be getting any better - lol.

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Chrissy, if reading my posts causes you to bite your tongue, you better invest in a mouth guard, because my posts won't be getting any better - lol.

Lol why does that not surprise me?

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Here are my list of no-no's that will send you packin' before you can say, "Check please?".

-"Oh, you're Christian? Well, that's cool. I have to ask though. Does that mean you believe in waiting to have sex until you're married?"

-"Oh, you're Christian? I'm an Atheist. Let's start discussing our religions until it turns into a full out war of me bashing your beliefs."

- "My ex Michelle used to do that all the time."Or,"Your laugh sounds just like Whitney's, my ex." Or, "My ex, Karen ordered her salad with Ranch on the side too."

-"I went to the doctor yesterday and they said my Gonorrhea finally cleared up. Let's celebrate!"

-"No, you've got it all wrong! I've been staring at your chest for the past thirty minutes because I was trying read the writing on your shirt. It's a really small font."

- "I would invite you back to my place to watch a movie, but my wife still lives there."

- "Well, I'm not divorced, TECHNICALLY. We're separated. Going on two weeks now."

-"Yeah, then she said that I cheated on her with her sister. I was like, 'What?' I was just trying to give her CPR because she choked on a piece of popcorn! She was all suspicious because her shirt was off when she walked in. Talk about stalker! Not to mention she slept with all my best friends. That psycho was out of her mind, let me tell ya. I tossed her to the curb like yesterday's newspaper."

- "Dang I forgot my wallet. You've got this, right? Okay, after this let's go to the movies. Your treat!"

- "Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey bro, did you nail that chick from last night? Oh, she's still over there now? I told you those pick up lines work like a charm every time-'"

-"Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey bro. What am I doing? Nothing much, just out with a friend. Oh, you want to go to the club tonight? Sure, I'll meet you at ten'."

-"Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey Honey, I can't wait to see you either. I'm just running some arrands and then I'll be home. I miss you too. We're going to have so much fun tonight. I love you too, bye'." Followed by, "Oh, that was my cousin. We're close."

- "I know you don't like people who drink but I only drink on occasion. That's okay right?" Followed by, "Yeah, waiter? Can I have four more shots of tequila and a beer?"

- "You know, if you lost ten pounds you would be a knock-out!"

-"Are you sure you want to get the cheese burger? They've got great salads here."

-"Why don't we just skip all of this and go back to my place."

-"You're saying no, but I have a feeling that really means yes."