Corrupted Wish Game

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granted but he steals all your shiny things lol

i wish my "pet squirrel" knew Scripture so well I could ask him a question and he'd look it up for me like biblegateway but BETTER
 
Granted, but he recites it in Finnish.

I wish my bathtub was clean.
 
granted but its so clean you clean that it was put in a museum
i wish everyone in corndogs could fly
 
Granted, but they all crash in to tall buildings.

I wish I dodn't have to take the bus to school.
 
granted but all your dreams consist of pepole eating loud things and smacking.

i wish my car would wash and vacuum itself
 
granted but after it cleans itself all the dirt holding it together comes off and your car falls apart
i wish my brother was not a goofball
 
granted but your so short you cant reach any of the cherries
i wish i had a million dollars so i could share it with everybody
 
Granted, but you don't have any left for yourself

I wish someone would take me to lunch.
 
thats ok with me i would rather give it away
granted but you have to pay for both of you
i wish my brother would stop making me feel guilty for things i have no control over that happens in HIS life
 
granted, and now he only speakes to you at Christmas and your birthday

I wish there were more leftovers
 
granted. you found him!! but then he disapears again..

christine i hope you laughed at the goofBOX thing. lol it cracked me up for like 30 minutes!

i wish we had more fish in the tank
 
yes i did rissa i really did
and it would be ok with me if i only herd form twice a year lol
granted but know you need a bigger tank now
i wish my dads house was finished
 
Granted, but the spare bedroom is too small and you have to stay in a hotel when you go visit.

I wish there were no mosquitos.
 
granted, but everyone else does

I wish I could stop tensing the muscles in my shoulders
 
granted but now they are tensing in your back
i wish the pacafiers would stop getting lost
 
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