Corrupted Wish Game

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granted but it takes over your life!

i wish my friends would want to hang out with me!
 
Granted, but they're using you for your money and a ride and talk smack about you behind your back.

I wish I was in Florida.
 
Granted, but then Florida gets taken over by zombies!

I wish i was in Virginia
 
granted, but you forgot everything you learned!

I wish I could go to the movies!
 
granted but you fly too close to the sun and burn!

I wish there was no drama.
 
granted, but then there would be no songs and dances either =P

i wish the phone flies
 
granted, and it flies away!

I wish i had me some biscuits and gravy! yummy... lol
 
granted, but the is a little cockroach in this biscuit
i wish i had a go kart
 
granted, but you flip it and ruin it and break your arm.

I wish i could play guitar!
 
granted, but you suck at it so you smash it over a clowns head
i wish i had a new guitar
 
granted, but then you let be borrow it and it was the one i smashed over the clowns head!

i wish my youth group were closer.
 
granted, but theyre behind you...with an axe, a rusty axe...
i wish i had 10 midget clowns
 
granted but they all die in the circus fire... which was intense!

I wish i had a cow.
 
granted, but i tip your cow
i wish i couldve seen the fire that owned my psycho vertically challenged minions
 
granted, but then you get amnesia and there is no video proof.

I wish i had a poptart!
 
granted but it has...stickittothemonicidis, which you now have from eating the pop tart
i wish i had a plane
 
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