Corrupted Wish Game

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granted, but your hair is made out of snakes!

I wish I could eat pizza again!
 
granted, but then you eat so much you puke and never want to eat pizza again.

I wish i didnt eat so much pizza for breakfast! lol
 
granted, but for some really strange reason God left you on earth.

I wish the movie theater had more times for matinee showings!
 
granted, but the only movies they play at those times are Japanese films where the voices are dubbed and the mouths don't match the words!

I wish I had every book David Jeremiah has written!
 
granted, you get EVERY copy of EVERY book along with all rough drafts and random scribbled thoughts.

I wish my shoulder didnt hurt.
 
granted, but everything else hurts!

I wish gum had a longer taste life
 
granted, but it tastes like Vegemite!

I wish I had a car and could drive.
 
granted, but the car gets 4 feet per gallon

I wish they had a cure for the common cold
 
granted but it costs 5,000 bucks.

I wish i was a cactus with a pink flower on it.
 
granted, but it came alive and ate your family

I wish I could find bigfoot!
 
bigfoot?? whos that? is it a company? lol

anyways, coz im a fairy, granted, but oh my powers arent working today coz im hungry, soo bigfoot exploded when you found him

i wish i was a beautiful fairy :D
 
Granted, but then your wings get infected with...Fairy Wing Fungus...and fall off!

I wish I was on another planet today. :D
 
granted, but you dont have oxygen so you cant breath and die.

i wish i didnt need glasses
 
granted, but you can only read things that are upside down and backwards

I wish I had some choco chip cookies!
 
granted, but those arent chocolate chips.....umm....

I wish i had some Cheetos!
 
Granted, but they turn out to be Hot Cheetos!


I wish I had a million dollars!
 
granted, but its monopoly money...

I wish I had a faster internet connection!
 
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