Corrupted Wish Game

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Sweet! A talking pickle! Lol.

Granted, but the can is empty!

I wish I could drive.
 
granted, but you can only drive ppl crazy!

I wish it was tonight already!
 
Granted, but you get stuck babysitting hyper identical triplet boys!

I wish for summer!
 
granted, but global warming makes it too hot to go outside

I wish i had a hamburger.. lol
 
Granted, but it mysteriously burns into nothingness.

I wish for bacon... Mmmm bacon. :)
 
Granted, but now your feet hurt!

I wish my brother would be quiet...
 
granted, but your computer starts yelling at you!

I wish I was sleeping...
 
Granted, but you sleep on an ice berg.

I wish I was down South...
 
grabted, but you went too far south and now your stuck in cuba
i wish my leg didnt hurt
 
granted...now you get black ink on your white shirt...

I wish I could have three wishes
 
granted, but then, you have to eat worms first before u can use those wishes :p

i wish to be a fly.
 
granted, but you get squashed.

I wish there was no such thing as Valentine's day!
 
(yeah, me too)

granted, but then you'd have to find another lame excuse to eat chocolate all day.

I wish I was invisible.
 
granted, but everyone sits on you!

I wish i didnt have to dye my hair to get it the colors i want it!
 
granted, but you skin turns those colors as well, and everyone makes fun of you
i wish my guitar didnt have so many problems
 
granted, it only has one... its invisible!

I wish i had some pizza for dinner...
 
granted, but the pizza...it, it wasn't delivered...it was...DIJOURNO! dun dun dunnnnna
i wish i had something to do