Corrupted Wish Game

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granted but it has 3 heads and has to guard the gates to hades and its named Cerberus

I wish a pet monkey
 
Granted, but its name is Edward the Third and steals cookies and gets suffocated by your face hugging tendencies...

I wish I had a rainbow marshmallow afro.
 
granted, but you are stuck in the desert with a bunch of ANTI-homosexual activists
i wish i could fly
 
granted, but if u fly, u're gonna be blind. :S

i wish i had a squirrel avatar and join the squirrel club
 
Granted, but everyone else leaves it for the skunk club.

I wish my banned friends could come back.
 
granted, and i was the muffin, are u still gonna eat me mwahahha

i wish i am a polar bear lol
 
Granted, but polar bear coats are in style this year.. watch out!!

I wish somebody would give me a pedicure..
 
granted, I give you one, but its a mess cuz its my first! lol

I wish my nail polish wouldnt chip off!
 
You can have "some" food, but this portion is all you will ever get and no more! :eek:

I wish I had a full-ride scholarship...
 
Granted, but they were new 5 years ago when you mom went shopping for your grandmother.

I wish I could go to Italy
 
granted, but on the flight over you go blind

I wish I could get this stinking reference form in! lol
 
Granted, but you have to submit it in triplicate to 6 different departments.

I wish it was spring break again
 
granted, but it's a gay band LOL

i wish there are penguins in the philippines! lol
 
granted, but they can turn invisible so they are rarely seen!

I wish I didnt have allergies!