Corrupted Wish Game

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granted, but the book of your dreams internally combusts while you are reading it.

I wish I wasn't so crazy
 
granted, you are now the dullest person in the world!

I wish i had wings to fly!
 
Granted but both of your wings are broken so you can't fly anywhere.

I wish I had the truck so I could go do something.
 
Granted, but it has a flat tire and needs gas.

I wish I was done with this paper
 
Granted, but then you get hit with an 'anti-superpower' dart.

I wish I didn't have to got o school today
 
granted, but it is microscopic and you accidentally inhale it!

I wish I lived near all my friends!
 
Granted, but they all live in tiny houses and gave mean cats

I wish I could be in a movie
 
granted, but its a ransom movie! and you might DIE!!!!

I wish I didnt have a headache! =/
 
Gramted. but then your toenails would turn purple.

I wish I had a new CD
 
granted, but its a CD of interpretative dance to the barney songs!

I wish I had a life! lol
 
Granted, but then we wouldn't be having this crazy conversation.

I wish I had a hamburger
 
Granted but now you have really bad gas.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.
 
granted, but now you have nose cramps

I wish I was married
 
granted, but its to a guy who thinks he is a cat and eats only red skittles!

I wish I was skinnier!
 
Granted, but then you blow away in windy weather.

I wish I had socks