Corrupted Wish Game

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granted. now you'll never sleep ever again

i wish i don't ruin the rice and beans tonight...
 
Granted but the meat is burnt and too salty.

I wish I didn't have to edit this post.
 
Granted, but it lasts so long that you never see another season in your life.
I wish I could have more hugs.
 
Granted, but your clothes are 2.38 inches shorter.

I wish my friend didn't think I was mad at him.
 
granted but when you turn it on things get burned through

I wish I was 2 inches taller
 
granted, but you also get two inches fatter

I wish my watch could tell me what time it will be tomorrow
 
granted but it's just meat in a bun. no toppings or condiments. bleh.

i wish the two year old would stop whining and just go to BED
 
granted but then he pee's the bed bahaha..

I wish my pool was clean for today...
 
granted, but it'll be forever dirty starting tomorrow

I wish that i could count to 900 billion in 3 seconds
 
granted, but you gain a pound for every number you say :)

I wish I was on vacation
 
granted, but your plane crashes on the way back

i wish that i knew how to fish
 
granted,but you only catch piranas

I wish my sisters dog didn't pee in my room
 
granted but instead he poops in there
i wish i had 60 dollar that are real